Just another sleepover

"Quickly hop on the bed Sherri!"

"Did I mention that your room is huge?"

"Yes, multiple times. Now get over here!"

"So what is it you wanted to tell me Yvonne? Something about a confession..."

"Yes, I need to confess something...

You know how I've had a rough week."

"Yeah, did Val give you a hard time again?"

"No, I'm over that it's about something else..."

"Oh no! Did Ricardo break up with you?"

"Nonsense why would he do that?"

"Then what is it?"

"The peak of my rough week is my mother."

"Mine is terrible too you know, she's constantly getting mad at me for the dumbest reasons"

"Aren't they just terrible?"

"So what did your mother do?"

"Well, On Tuesday I had a date with Ricardo.

We had to meet at the park at exactly 3:30, you know how I am with the timings"

"Sure do"

"And I was home alone, my mother was supposed to pick me up at 2:45 so I could be there at 2:59"

"Did she?"

"Hold on, I called her to make sure she would pick me up on time but she declined my call. In total, I called her eleven times! She drove me crazy, Ricardo was texting me asking if I could make it and my mother was ignoring my calls."

"I'm sure she was busy..."

"I'm sure she didn't care about me, let me continue.

It was now 2:45 and I still hadn't replied to Ric's text nor did my mother reply to mine, I was frozen stress took over"

"You're shaking Yvonne, are you okay?"

"So I went to the kitchen, pulled out the sharpest knife, and waited at the door for her"

"Why did you have a knife?"

"So I could kill her! I took care of her corps, call me a genius."

"This isn't a confession!

I killed my mom last week!'