Mr. Mad Hatter

Dear Mr. Mad Hatter

How is it

Down in Wonderland?

Where the flowers all sing

White rabbits wear coats

And little girls are

Sentenced

To lose their heads?

Enough tea

Down there?

Always a tea party

Never a

Drink of water.

And where's that cat of yours?

Following the helpless tweedles?

Raiding the Heart Queen's Cupboards?

Alice says hello

Incredibly, from the looking glass.

Down the rabbit hole she goes!

Might want to meet her

She could get lost again

And we wouldn't want that

Would we?

The roses have started to

Fade from the paint

They could use a fresh coat 

Of RED.

I wonder if the Queen has any more

Room on her cases.

Her head would look spectacular

Next to the King!

Oh, but she wouldn't be able

To have tea anymore,

Now would she?

Well, if Her Majesty took her head,

I'm sure you could have her body!

It would be 

A marvelous centerpiece,

Like that table clothe

Made of Hare.

The Queen sure likes 

Her new earmuffs!

Hold on to your hat!

It's a long way down

That STUPID rabbit hole!

Your coat may fly,

Your smile may falter,

But the Cheshire

May disagree!

The Butterfies say hello

And so do the Dandelions,

In their own special way,

They enjoyed the sound

Of that little girls fear

And let's not forget 

the trial that took place

Hatter, you were there!

You helped seal her fate!

Hope the jabberwocky

Isn't giving you trouble

Oh wait,

That's all it ever does!

So rest well, Hatter!

You have lots of hats to make,

Teas to drink,

And roses to paint!

-The Jack of All Trades

The man's hands shook as he read through the letter he had been given by the Mocking Bird.  The bird had already left with an insult towards his newest chapeau so it couldn't have seen the transition of emotions on the man's face. The worry and concern showing through the man's eyes was soon drowned by pools of rage and fury. How dare the Jack threaten his Alice?!? The sound of heavy breathing filled the air as the man fumed through his nostrils like a horned bogdweller (the equivilant of a bull). With a swish of his coat, the hatter marched through the upside down forest, towards the Castle of Hearts. He passed through the gardens of white roses dripping with red, oozing, liquid and scowled even harder. He would show them that he wasn't just off his rocker...

                                                  ...He was MAD!