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li❁: my sister is staring at me

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mikey: shoot her with marshmellows

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li❁: stop making me laugh

li❁: shes calling my mom

li❁: my family is so fucked up

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mikey: why what happened

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li❁: my mom started crying because i was laughing

li❁: what the fuck

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mikey: she's happy for you li

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li❁: i went back to my room and locked the door

li❁: this is your fault

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mikey: how is it my fault?

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li❁: you were the one who suggested i leave my room

li❁: did you even leave yours

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mikey: maybe

mikey: no

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li❁: you have to leave your room to mikey

li❁: it's only fair

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mikey: why do you hate me

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li❁: aw mikey i don't hate you

li❁: that much

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mikey: i'm wounded li

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li❁: i'm just kidding i love you mikey

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mikey: you've fixed my wound

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li❥: my goals in life

li❥: do you not love me back mikey

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mikey: not really

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li: i'm wounded mikey

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mikey: fine i guess i kind of love you but only on like weekends

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li: i'm still wounded mikey

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mikey: *groans for thirteen hours*

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li: stop with the groaning

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mikey: fine i give you my unconditional love liane whatever your last name is

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li: i'm feeling your sarcasm again

li: i'm may not be wounded but i'm still hurt

li: i'm alive but im barely breathing

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mikey: oh god

mikey: you did not

mikey: why are we friends

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li: ohmygod a friend

li: becase you love me

li: duh

li: you need to go to sleep it's like

li: oh never mind i need to go to sleep

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mikey: yeah go to sleep you're sleep deprived

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li: shut up it's only a little after midnight

li: but i can't pull all nighters like you so goodnight mikey

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