Mickey mouse crack house

pt. 1

Donald's point of view:
It has now been one week since Mickey had talked to me. After I told Mickey that I wanted Goofy to be the best man at my wedding he started to avoid me and decline all of my calls. I know that we're best buds and all, but Goofy is  the life of any party, I mean can you imagine the bachelor party he's gonna throw me.

Mickey:
I can't believe donald would do this. He was the best man at my wedding. Goofy hasn't even nearly known Donald as long as I have. I can't forget to mention how you can't even have a conversation with Goofy with out him saying "gaha" jeeze. Just think about when the best man is giving his speech and after every sentence you hear "gaha".

Goofy:
Aw shucks everyone's mad gaha. Welp imma throw a bomb ass bachelor party gaha.

Daisy:
   Ever since Donald has picked Goofy to be the best man at our wedding no one has been acting the same. I just hope the boys can figure everything out before the wedding.

Minnie:
   Of course I find it impeccable how Donald chooses Goofy over Mickey. Donald was the best man at my wedding and it's just rude for Donald to not make Mickey the best man. I am also the maid of honor so now I have to walk down the isle with Goofy. I would much rather walk with my husband.