My mom's a Cougar

The first thing I have to say is that my mom, Lola is a well known whore. Shes known for sleeping around with lots of guys.

Guys with scraggly beards that smell like they came out of the sewage. But I had no idea she was into younger guys.

Recently, Lola has had relationships with 20 year olds and frat boys that somehow like her. To give a physical description of her I will tell you that she has bleach blonde hair, a fake tan that makes her look like a fucking oompa loompa, and wears stripper high heels everywhere she goes. Sometimes, I'm even embarrassed to call her my mom.

Every time I go anywhere people ask me, "Is that your mom?" to which I unwillingly say yes.

As you can tell, I dont personally like my mom. Mainly because she betrayed me. By sleeping with my boyfriend.

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Aniversaries were always nice. Especially two year anniversaries!

I've been happily together with my boyfriend for two years and we've decided to celebrate at the Cheesecake Factory.

It's funny, because this was where we first met. Him being my waiter of course.

We pulled up in the front.

"You look gorgeous." he pecked me on the lips as he helped me out of the car. He looped his fingers through mine, his grip firm.

We sat down at our seats, him pulling my seat out so I could sit. He was a gentleman most of the time, but never this nice. Either something was up, or he was being nice. But that's rare.
Maybe because it's our anniversary he's being super nice just in case he wants some favors later tonight. But of course he's not gonna get any, despite his many attempts.

As we ordered, I noticed that he was stuttering while he was ordering his food. And his hands were shaking like it was 20 degrees in here.

As I ordered, I looked him dead in the eye and watched as his hands were shaking. I stopped and grabbed his hands.

"Honey, are you ok?" I asked, curiously.

"Um no, sorry Cherry but no." he stated. I wasn't certainly sure if he was ok. Then I noticed the disapproving stare from the waitress.

She has crimped black hair with red highlights. Her tight mini skirt did not go with the uniform.

"Oh sorry miss, it's just that Cherry can't seem to order." his eyes panned down to the menu.

Her eyes instantly lit up. "Your name's Cherry? Wow that's actually really cool!" she admired.

"Thanks." I accepted, gritting my teeth. I absolutely hated when people commented on my name, whether it was positive or negative. My name was not my choice so I didn't understand why it was such a burden to people.

I ordered my food and gave the perky waitress my menu.

We went outside and starred up at the stars. It was such a beautiful night. Everyone around us just seemed to be blocked out.

I smiled at him. His dreamy eyes glistened in the moonlight. He was so cute. I leaned in for a kiss. I missed. Because he stepped back.

A odd look was on his face, and I couldnt figure it out. He seemed sad.

"Honey, whats wrong?" I asked.

He sighed. He took both of my hands in his. "I'm sorry Cherry." He said with a very disapointed look on his face.

"Are you breaking up with me?" I asked tearing up. This was the worst way amyone could break up with someone.

"Yes." He confirmed.

"What did I do? Our relationship is perfect. What did i do?" I sobbed.

"Nothing. Its just... I'm interested in someone else." He confessed.

Someone else? Why would he do that? I thought I was the only woman on his mind.

"Who is it?" I asked trying not to cry. This was so hard.

"I'd rather not say..."

"Tell me godammit!!" I demanded. I lost my self control and burst into tears. Danny hushed me and wiped my tears away. I slapped his hand away.

"Cherry, you know that I'm legal now and it's legal that I can date new women. Older woman. And it may not be the best thing that I tell you...." He started.

"Just...tell me. NOW!" I demanded.

"It's your mom Cherry! I like your mom!" he confessed. My heart nearly collapsed when I heard that news.

My mom is hotter than me? My mom can drive my loyal boyfriend away from me? I stormed away crying my eyes out. This can't be happening.