Peppers

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Angela = Italics

Kendall = Bold


"So... What's your favorite pizza?"

"Pepperoni duh."

"I like Hawaiian." 

"You are the devil."

"I literally don't understand what's so wrong with Hawaiian pizza."

"Um hello? It's so obvious. Fruit doesn't belong on pizza. It's unnatural." 

"Actually tomato sauce is on pizza and tomato is a fruit, so technically fruit is already on pizza." 

"You are such a smartass."

"Yeah that's what all my friends tell me."

"Oh shit."

"What?"

"My ex is looking at me. What do I do?" 

"Okay. Say these words louder than your normal tone. 'Kendall you're so funny.'"

"Then I'd be lying."

"Ha-ha. Just do it." 

"Okay. Oh Kendall you're so funny! Oh my god."

"What happened?"

"He looks so jealous. This is awesome. Oh crap he's coming over here. I'll call you later. Bye." 

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