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5:50 p.m.
On a Monday
Dennis' Apartment
Dennis' POV
I frowned looking at my phone. No calls. No texts. God I hope Mac's okay. I threw my phone on the bed and left my room. I decided I needed to distract myself by hanging out with Charlie. I know, what a loser. Charlie may have some, uh, "interesting" quirks to say the least (such as eating cat food and sniffing glue), but now that I've been spending more time with him due to the Mac shit, we have gotten closer.
I sat next to him as he ate some moldy looking cheese. "Hey man I just found this awesome cheese in the couch, do you want some?" Charlie asked.
"No thanks," I replied. "I like being healthy and normal." There was a short pause.
"Hey Charlie?" I asked.
"Yeah?"
"Uhm... I kissed Mac."
"Oh okay." Charlie replied nonchalantly. His face was expressionless. "Why now?"
"Uh... puberty."
"Sure." Charlie said sarcastically as he continued to peal his couch cheese.
"Mac liked it too."
"Huh."
"Oh my God Charlie at least pretend to be surprised!" I snapped.
He glared at me. "I—I—I'm sorry am I supposed to?! The whole gang has known this shit for years!"
"God Charlie you piss me—" I put my hand on my forehead and exhaled sharply, trying not to lose my cool. "Just, what should I do man? I don't know if I..." I groaned. "'Love' him."
"Maybe get to know Mac more. I don't know, go on dates with him. You could end up learning different stuff about him by dating."
"Wow Charlie, that was actually not bullshit advice for once." I said in genuine surprise.
"Any time. Are you sure you don't want this cheese?"
"Yeah no thanks."
I went back to my room and decided to text him: "Heyo, call me? We need to talk." Once I was done I returned to the couch with Charlie.
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