Yandere High: Season 1 (ItsFunneh)

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Season 1, Episode 1

"Funneh, wake up! Wake up Funneh!" A familiar voice boomed in my ears. My eyes lazily fluttered open. "Good morning!"

"Oh hey, Gold! What time is it...? It's so...early." I managed to half-yawn and half-ask. Gold was my roommate, and we've been best friends since forever! If there was anyone to be my dorm roommate for our sophomore year, it was Gold.

"It's...six." Gold responded. Was it just me, or was Gold a bit enthusiastic about waking up super early in the morning? Or maybe I'm just pure laziness.

"Oh my goodness, why would you wake me up at six?!" I wondered aloud, still half-talking and half-yawning. "You that excited for school?"

"Yes I am, but before school, since we're kind of early," Gold pondered for a second, then glanced outside. "Let's go outside for a run - a quick run. Okay?"

I groaned. "But I don't feel like going on a run." To be honest, not at this hour. Or ever.

"Come on you lazy ball." Gold was walking around my room - well, my dorm room. Her yellow pajamas never seemed to wrinkle as she walked out the door.

"Fine let's go." I succumbed to Gold's idea of going out on a run at six a.m. in the morning and jumped out of bed to follow Gold out. "Should we...okay let's just go. Okay, you show the way."

"But, let's change our clothes first. We don't want to run out there in our pajamas. That's just weird." Gold reasoned, heading towards our compact laundry room. 

"Yeah, let's just wash our clothes first." I threw my pajamas and other clothes into our washer and grabbed some soapy water to wash my PJs with. "Hey, you ready to go on a jog?" I asked Gold once my clothes started to wash. 

"Yeah! Let's go." 

"Let's - we should see who are neighbors are. This is like, a new dorm." I stated, walking out our dorm.

"Yeah." Gold agreed, following me out.

"Oh! And there's our school." I noticed, pointing at Yandere High. "Hey look," I acknowledged the empty dorm next to ours. "This one is for rent! You think there's going to be a new student?"

"Umm, I hope so, that would be exciting!" Gold peered into the lonely dorm's large floor-to-ceiling windows.

"Heheh, look at this place; it looks like a dump." The walls were covered with vines and inside lonely crates stacked on top of each other as if begging us to move in, joined by a party of mushrooms and cobwebs. Gold laughed.

"Okay, let's go on a jog," I said for the millionth time and headed towards the fields surrounding our dorms. "Wow, so many flowers," I said, running past the bright red and cheerful yellow flowers that grew there.

"It's beautiful." Gold added to me.

"I'm getting tired," I complained, even though we've been jogging for less than four seconds. We were sprinting around the back of the dorms, through the trees and flowers. "Oof! We better head back to our dorm, to make some food." 

"Yeah, I'm getting kind of hungry." She followed me back to our dorm.

"Alright let's go-" I was cut off by Gold's voice; "WAIT UP! Wait up!"

I chuckled; I never really noticed it, but I guess I was faster than Gold. Or maybe it was because of the fact that I wanted food.

"Okay, you should go take a shower since we're all like, sweaty, from our running," I suggested to Gold and headed into our comfy dorm.