The life of ff smut readers

I'm fallin into a hole. Where am I? Hell? Is is because of all the smut?or is this just the obyss of fanfiction. (Ring ring) Oh. I'm dreaming, of course. I silence my alarm and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and pee, I then proceeded to my computer to order some holy water for the sins I am about to commit. I flip the light switches off, I pull out my phone, I lay back in bed and proceed to scroll through wattpad for some x reader smut.
3 hours have passed. I go back to the bathroom to pee again, once I'm finished I WASH MY HANDS (yes I will not leave that out) trying to scrub the sin away. I go into the kitchen and make a bowl of cereal and milk eating it as fast as I can so I can get back to reading my fanfictions. Suddenly the doorbell rings. Its the mailman, he left a package. I opens it only to find some holy water that I ordered last week. I go back to my room and finish reading my ff. I go back to the kitchen where I left the holy water and I open it and bring it into the basement, where I have a ritual room for cleansing sins. I proceed to cleanse my sins.

I know my grammar sucks and I forgot to capitalize letters but that's okay because I don't care