Oh Shit! 39 Is In Fucking Love!

Chapter 1 - Who the fuck is this kid?

In this Chapter, Nick will begin working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. However, something is very different, all of the animatronics are nowhere to be seen... except for one. He's nothing like the normal crew though, and you'll soon see why.

Warning: contains lots and lots of cursing, and very slight nudity.

It's almost midnight, as Nick, the pink fluffy bunny starts his new job tonight at the local pizzeria down the street. Dressed in the nightguard outfit and carrying the flashlight he was given when hired, he makes his way to the pizzeria and steps inside. It was completely dark though, so he turned on the flashlight to look for the switch. He found it near a door and flicked it on, and everyone room lit up, some more than others though. When turned around to take a look, he was surprised at what he saw.

The whole place looked like it had seen better days. Dusty old tables, chairs knocked over, a few popped balloons here and there. Another surprising thing, was that all of the animatronics were gone from their stage, except one sitting in the corner.

"Huh, that's a new one" Nick said, as he stepped onto the stage to examine the animatronic closely. A tall, male, green bunny with purple eyes, similar to Bonnie, only he had glasses.. and on further down inspection, appeared to have a flaccid cock. Nick blushed a little bit while looking at the soft penis, then shook his head.

"I-I'm not here for that", Nick said and turned to walk away, when suddenly the green bunny spoke.

"If you're gonna fucking stare then you might as well suck it mate."

Nick froze for a moment, then turned his head at the green bunny. He was standing up and had his arms crossed, and looked upset. Nick started to shake in slight fear.

"W-who... how are you...?" Nick could barely speak, he was shocked at the fact that this bunny was able to speak, let alone even curse.

"Who am I? Name's 39 mate! And just who the fuck are you to come in to my fucking home?!"

"I-I..." scared out of his mind, Nick ran away towards the office as fast as he could.

"Get back here!" 39 yelled and chased after him. Nick ran into the office and looked for a button to shut the door, but there was none to be seen. He tried to find a place in the office to hide and chose to hide behind the large office chair.

"Nightguard!" 39 yelled again as he made his way to the office and looked around, then noticed Nick's large ears poking out from behind the chair. He lifted the chair and tossed it across the room, making Nick jump in fear. He then kneeled down and reached for him. "I've gotcha now!"

Nick closed his eyes and looked away, then started swatting his paw at 39's face and ends up hitting his nose, making a loud squeak.

"Ahh bloody hell! Why'd you boop meh nose mate?!" 39 covered his nose looking flustered.

Nick opened his eyes and looked up at him. "S-sorry, I just don't wanna get killed!" He giggled nervously. "H-heh.. that was kinda cute."

"E-excuse me?!?" 39 blushed after hearing that then looked really angry. He got in Nick's face and said, "N-never say that again! Its not cute! I'm not cute!" He stood up and stormed out of the office. Nick stood up and watched him leave, feeling confused. "Just what was that all about?", he thought to himself, then picked up the office chair and sat down.

Later on that night, 3:30 am....

39 was sitting in the back of the stage, rubbing his nose and grumbling quietly. "Damn kid, booping my fucking nose! Who does he think he is?" He continued to grumble and grumble until he heard a little voice.

"Hi 39!" 39 Plushie hopped onto 39's lap and waves up at him. He looked a lot like 39, except no tiny glasses, and obviously was smaller.

"Oh fuck off Plush! I don't feel like talking to you right now!" He picked up the small plushie and gently tossed to the side of him.

"Jeez what's got you so angry?"

"The nightguard booped my nose, then called me cute!"

"Holy hell! I think you have an admirer!"

39 blushed very slightly and became flustered once again from hearing the plushie say that. "What? You think that kid likes me?? Like he wants to be my friend?"

"Hmmmm no, more than a friend!" The plushie giggled.

39's eyes widened and shook his head fast in denial. "D-don't be ridiculous! The kid is bloody scared of me, why would he like me? Besides, I-I don't like him either! So..so we'd never work!"

"You sure about that buddy? He DID call you cute like you said."

39 went quiet for a second or two, then stood up. "Never! It'll never happen! I'll prove it to you you fucking plush, I'll go in there and kill him right now!" He got up and ran towards the office through the left hall.

Nick could hear him coming and got up to run, but by the time he made it out and into the right hall, 39 was already right behind him. "You're not getting away you bastard!" He grabbed Nick by his neck and shoved him against the wall. "This time, you're dead meat!", he yelled as started to choke Nick.

Nick struggled to break free of his grasp and tried to breathe, but he had a firm grip on his throat. Then, Nick did the only thing he thought would work, he quickly booped 39's nose making it squeak once more. 39 hollered and covered his nose with both hands, dropping Nick onto the floor. Nick gasped for air and coughed a bit as he sat there looking up at him.

"Dammit! Again with the nose mate?! Really?! What in bloody hell is your problem?!"

"Y-you tried to kill me! All I did was boop your cute nose." Nick blushed as he said that.

39 blushed as well, then looked down at him. "Why do you keep calling me cute? I'm not.."

"Cause... i think you are.. kinda." Nick gave him a little smile. 39 was unsure if he should smile back or not. He opened his mouth to say something, but as soon as he did, the bell rang and that meant Nick's shift was over. Well um.. guess I'd better go now.

39 just stared at him, silent. Nick stood up and started to walk away towards the front door. 39 then followed him, but stopped at the stage and sat down watching him walk away. Nick opened the door, but before he walked out, he turned to 39 and said, "My name is Nick by the way. I'll see you tomorrow.", then he walked out the pizzeria.

"Soooo is that his ghost?" 39 Plushie jokingly asked, but 39 didn't respond at all. "Uh 39? Helloooo? You there?" The plush waved his hand in 39's face, but 39 was lost in thought.

"That kid.. he's.. strange.. but not in a bad way.. i think. I feel odd, what the fuck is going on???", he thought to himself, and the lights to the stage turned on as the morning shift was about to begin.

Lemme know what y'all think! How'd I do so far?

I plan to make at the very most 7 nights, or 6 at the very least (*wink wink nudge nudge*)

P.S.: Future chapters may have more nudity or sexual scenes.