poptart thicc fic

have fun reading this.

On an ordinary day the hungry but horny Nathan got a hold of poptarts. He grinned as he unwrapped the sweet and savory treats. He locked himself in the bathroom and unzipped his jeans, he slowly removed his clothing and shoved the poptarts up his ass, he slid them in and out of his ass at a steady pace. The horny but hungry Nathan began to moan. Luckily no one was home, other than him and the poptarts. This became a regular thing for him. Once he finally removed the poptarts from his ass, to his surprise, they were cooked. He threw them away, he may be weird but he's not disgusting, he ain't eating no asstarts. He tried to sleep but he felt as if he was being watched by something although he was alone. A hand reached up and grabbed him by the hand. All of the poptarts that he ever used to fuck himself had molded together to create a giant poptart. The giant poptart shoved the horny but hungry Nathan up his ass. Nathan began to panick, for he was being crushed by the poptart monster's crusty ass. When Nathan was about to pass out, the poptart pulled him out of his ass and decided to get even more revenge. The giant poptart monster crawled up the horny Nathan’s ass and slowly split his body in two. The poptart then went around and wiped out the whole human race and reproduced by fucking Slenderman and a giraffe. But luckily the writer of this is not human because no human in their right mind would write this, the writer pieced the horny Nathan back together and brought him back to life. He needed to stop the crusty assed poptart from making more children so he ate the giant poptart and saved the whole world. Or what was left of it cause the poptart sorta fucked everything to death.