(Based off of that damn Gru meme and my friend's drawing of one I made :') )
"Today's topic of discussion."
Giovanni rested his hands on the desk in front of him, looking at the assortment of villanous figures that surrounded the table. "How the everloving fuck Colress got to Alola. Colress, you may take the floor."
The mob boss sat down, and the fridge stood up, fridging over to the easel. He flipped the blank page, revealing neat words inked in sky blue.
"Alright. This was my ultimate master plan. First up." He picked up a meter stick and wacked the board. "Freeze a city."
A chorus of 'awe's arose from the room, but Ghetsis rolled his eyes and Cyrus kinda just sat there.
He flipped the page. "Step two. Illegally travel to Alola through the super cool teleportation I used to kick Mr. Harmonia's ass and pretend to be good."
A wave of 'ooo's crossed the room, and Colress looked smug as Ghetsis slammed his head down on the table.
"Step three. Fuck the branch chief."
There was silence, and Colress opened an eye, before looking back at the board and stiffening.
"Colress, quick question."
Colress w h e e z e d, pointing to Faba. "The fuck do you want?"
"My virginity back."
