Claptrap and Kai make their way to Liar's Berg
Claptrap: Keep your wits about you minion, this glacier's run by a bandit by the name of captain Flynt, the jerk kept me as his torture plaything for a few months, but that ends today!
Kai: Do you ever shut up?
Claptrap: Nope!
Kai sighs in annoyance, suddenly his radio communicator turns on
Handsome Jack: Attention people of Pandora! Handsome Jack here offering a million bucks to whoever brings me the head of the Vault Hunter who just arrived in Liar's Berg, oh and I'm still offering a reward for Roland, the mass murdering leader of the Crimson Raiders, good hunting bandits!
Another voice comes on sounding rather excited
Flynt: A MILLION BUCKS!? Alright boys this is is Captain Flynt! I want you to find that Vault Hunter and bring em to me NOWWWW!
The two reach a small town, it was overrun by bandits
Claptrap: Hey Hammerlock!
Sir Hammerlock: Amazing! First Flynt's bandits attack, and now Claptrap shows up! I must've been horrifyingly cruel to puppies to to receive this kind of punishment
Claptrap: Me and my minion here need you to repair my eye
Sir Hammerlock: Wait a minute, you're a vault hunter!
Kai: Yeah, and I'm not his minion
Sir Hammerlock: I say Vault Hunter, could you kill Flynt's men for me?
You: Sure
After getting rid of the enemies, Flynt growls through the communicator
Flynt: DAMMIT! This ain't over grinder!
Claptrap: Hey Hammerlock! Since my minion just saved your town, you wanna do your bestie Claptrap a favor and repair my eye?
Kai: I'm not your minion!
Sir Hammerlock sighs
Sir Hammerlock: Yes, I suppose I aren't I? Come to my shack and I shall restore Claptrap's sight, first I shall shut off the electrical fence for you
They head towards the fence
Sir Hammerlock: Please stay back Vault Hunter, let Claptrap go first
Claptrap; I knew Hammerlock would come around eventually! Me and him are like two peas in a pod! Two bullets in a mag! Two cannibal midgets in a fat guy's ribcage
Suddenly Claptrap gets shocked and he crashes to the ground, Kai was relieved
Kai: Oh thank god!
Sir Hammerlock: Apologies but whenever Claptrap speaks I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one
Kai: I fell the same way
Sir Hammerlock: I should be out Directly
Suddenly a door opens and a man with metallic prosthetics in, he has a cowboy hat with a mustache and a monocle all dressed up like a hunter
Sir Hammerlock: It's a pleasure to meet you vault hunter, I am Sir Hammerlock, at your service
Kai: I'm Kai
The two shake hands
Sir Hammerlock: I came out here to research the bullymongs for my almanac, but Captain Flynt's men trapped me on this glacier, many thanks for disposing of them by the way
You: No problem
Sir Hammerlock: To survive a direct run-in with Handsome Jack AND Captain Flynt's bandits? That's unheard of! I'm headed off to Sanctuary myself, from what I hear the Crimson Raiders there could use a hero like you
Kai: You think so?
Sir Hammerlock: Of course, you're skills in battle there will be more than useful to save Pandora, now, if you could hand me the robot's eye please
Kai: Oh, sure
Kai hands Hammerlock Claptrap's eye and he puts it back into the robot who jumps up with energy
Claptrap: Haha! I am alive!
Kai: Ugh!
Sir Hammerlock: Isn't he annoying?
Kai nods in agreement
Sir Hammerlock: I see our fearless leader Handsome Jack is looking for you, charming fellow isn't he?
Kai: Very
Sir Hammerlock: He spouts drivel about "bringing peace through the frontier" then shoots unarmed men, women and children like it's going out of style!
Kai: He really is a monster
Soon Claptrap and Kai head out to Claptrap's ship, on their way Kai gets a message
Captain Flynt: Listen here vault hunter, you're not getting off this glaciers in one piece!
Kai: Why don't you come down and fight me you pussy!
Flynt: If you make it through my best men, then maybe you'll be worth my time
After lots of fighting, and a lot of dead bandits, Kai and Claptrap get closer to Captain Flynt, but it wasn't easy, Kai had to get through Flynt's first mate Boom Bewm which are two explosive obsessed midgets, and he had to save Claptrap several times, which he regretted, after an agony of walking and Claptrap's constant talking, Kai and Claptrap reach the base of Captain Flynt
Claptrap: Oh Flynt! Your Claptrap has returned!
Flynt: Heads up boys! It's our new torture dolls!
Kai: Come on big guy! Let's go!
Flynt: Really? A kid? You're the vault hunter Jack wants dead? This is gonna be easy!
The floor spits out fire and Flynt charges at Kai
Claptrap: Oh crap!
In the middle of the intense battle, Flynt pins him and is about to stab him with his axe
Flynt: A shame you have to die so young!
Kai's eyes turn purple and a purple pulse comes out of his hand send Flynt back, Kai gets up and punches Flynt with an eridium powered fist, Flynt receives a brutal beat down and can't get up
Flynt: Who... are you?
Kai: The kid that just kicked your ass!
Kai shoots Flynt in the head and kills the bandit leader
Claptrap: Well done minion! Onward to my ship!
Kai: As long as it gets me off this god awful glacier
The two make it to Claptrap's ship and the two are on their way to sanctuary
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The Vault Hunter (Borderlands 2)
FanfictionKai is a teenage boy on the moon of Pandora, he became a vault hunter to protect his little sister Tina, he encountered Handsome Jack and his ship was destroyed, everyone else died and he was the only survivor, he discovered Jack's evil plan and it'...
