SANS x ALEX x MR. KRABS

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by PuppyloverXBOX

by PuppyloverXBOX

A small blonde-haired, blue glasses, feminine boy walked through the quiet little mountain town of North Playground. He tried to focus his mind on something else. But all he could think about was his bony, humorous crush, Sans the skelebro.

"How could I ever get Sanspai to love me..." Alex mumbled to himself. He had been told the legends of the one true matchmaker, Self Cameo. But those were only legends. He plugged his APPLE BRANDED headphones into his ears and blasted Hamilton, his favorite, an only, musical.

"Oh Angelica, if only I could be as open as you about your feelings." Alex looked up to Angelica Skylr, he even wanted to be her. He had cosplay and everything. He was so lost in his music that he didn't even notice his Senpai sitting on a bench in front of him. His brother, PAPIROUSE, was no where to be seen.

Alex, lost in the music, accidentally ran into the bench his Senpai was sitting on.

"O O F" Alex said as he hurtled into the park bench.

"Woah, are you ok there little....gendered child." Sans looked confusingly at Alex who was wearing his Barbie robe and pink croc heels.

"OH MA GAWD, SANSPAI NOTICED ME." Alex began to recite all of Helpless as he danced around Sans.

"Oh no, not another one... STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU FANGIRL!" Sans pointed a sharpened bone towards Alex, "I'M WARNING YOU!"

Once Alex was finished with his song, "Sanspai we're going to have so many babies! Here, let's go back to my place. We'll start there!" Alex forcefully took Sans's hand and pulled him into his living room.

"YARGH WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE LADIES, SANS IS MINE!" A large, red creature burst through the window.

"GASP, Mr. Krabs?! What are you doing here?!" Alex was surprised.

"SANS BELONGS TO ME! I WILL FIGHT YE FOR HIM!" Mr. Krabs and Alex fought for a minute.

"WAIT, WE CAN JUST SHARE HIM!" Alex eagerly suggested.

"O H S A N S Y E S" Cried Mr. Krabs.

"K I L L M E" Pleaded Sans pulling out a gun.

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