OH MOTHER OF MUSHROOMS HELP ME.

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He started immediately.

" Favourite food?"

"Pasta" I typed, "yourself?"

"NANDOS" was the reply I received.

Now it was my turn.. Hmm. Okay, start simple.

"Favourite colour?" There. That was simple enough, but it could tell you quite a lot about a person. Sent.

"I don't really have one hah, but I like red, you?" was his reply.

"Grey, like that funny bluey grey that's slightly purple too" I wrote.

"That's weird haha, eye colour, obvs mines blue"

I replied quickly with my answer of blue too and then asked him his favourite animal.

And so it continued. For a very long time. I stayed up long past Lily and Amy, just talking to him, finding out things I never knew. He was so easy to talk to, it was like talking to a regular random person, yet it was different. Y'know. I mean, he was NIALL HORAN. Obviously that's a slightly different scenario than a normal randomer.

I wonder if Lily and Amy noticed I wasn't really 'with it'. I think they did, but just left me to it. I was kinda even more detached from reality than normal. Llamas didn't even cross my mind once.

THAT'S HOW MUCH I WAS CONCENTRATING ON THIS CONVERSATION.

*The Next Morning*

I woke up to a message from Mr Horan. I didn't read it though, I had Lily and Amy to deal with first. Apparently they had noticed that I wasn't quite 'with it'.

OH MOTHER OF MUSHROOMS HELP ME PLEASE.

How do I explain what just happened to me last night?

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I'M SO SORRY! I've been in two shows, had three important exams and my Grade 6 piano exam, plus homework and family commitments and shizzle. So yeah, sorry! Buut uploads should be coming quite frequently for the next week, I'll churn out as much as I can, just keep reminding me to upload!

I have some exciting things planned for this story, it's just getting there that's the problem.. But yeah.

AND OVER 2000 READS?! OMFG WHAT IS THIS MIRACLE? Thank you thank you thank you!

Pleeease, vote comment and fan, especially comment or message me, I'm open to any ideas or suggestions or characters or anything you wanna say, or to say hi or that the llamas are annoying you or something! SOO YEAH, hi. Thanks for reading. Cheerio. TTFN.

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Cheery-bye.

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