Run,dodge the trees,scream all the curses you know: that's all I can, and must, think of. My endless reservoir of knowledge and thought constrained to these simple guidelines. A waste of brain space this guide would be as a warlock kings mind should be thinking of war tactics or philosophy. But of course philosophy won't get you any where when you're being chased at break-neck pace through the woods by a giant... where are my manners -spits phlegm half way across the room-this is no way to start a tale mine warlingskinder. No we warlocks are not content with action and blood like jotuns, or satisfied with a bit of the ol' wink-wink-nudge-nudge routine like eelfes. No warlingskinder we want conflict, We want backstory, we want theorizable Tid-bits that xejtk around unnoticed to all who don't watch at 1fps. So I'll give you a backstory of conflict (with hundreds of hidden details) to explain this jotun riddled present.
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