Noah and Jake

chapter 1-hello.

   on one early Ohio morning in august 2017

(Noah)sighs) "what's that " "phone buzzing'' "what's he doing calling me this early"

"answers phone" "what do you want"

(Roman)-"come on it's time to get up!"

(Noah)-"at 3:30 in the morning"

(Roman)-"yeah sorry about that but you have chores to do ."

(Noah)-"ugg"

(Roman)- "don't you snarl at me boy"

(Noah)-"fiiiine"

(Roman)-"now get up"

(Noah)-"hangs up phone" (sighs) "I hate mornings"

as Noah continued to wine and sorrow about mornings while still getting dressed he heard his dad start the vlog and head outside he thought what might be the consequences of just going back to bed...

(Noah)-"nahh I'll just deal with it "

at that exact moment Roman enters the room caching Noah with only half a keg in his pants which Roman later edited out of the vlog. or so he thought...

(Roman)-"opps sorry bud"

(Noah)-"it's ok dad"

as Roman slowly closed the door behind him Noah thought to himself this is like the 10th time this week I would figure that he would know to knock by now...you never know maybe he's doing it on purpose "shakes head violently) no...never not him...he wouldn't ... would he?" although Noah didn't like to think his dad had a thing for him it did seem like it sometimes...

after fully getting dressed this time Noah went downstairs to start his day 

(Noah)-"good morning Kane your up early.''

(Kane)-"morning Noah"

(Brit)-he's up early because he has a dentists appointment in an hour."

(Noah)-ok

Roman was still outside talking to the camera. and out of the corner of Noah's eye he saw his dad trip and face plant right into empire's shit. then Noah started laughing uncontrollably and apparently Kane saw it to based on how hard he was laughing after probably a solid minute of laughing Noah caught his breath and took a seat waiting for the delicious smelling breakfast to be done cooking.

after a couple of hours passed Kane, Brit and Roman were all at the dentists and Noah was home alone with only flash...