Gaara x Mute Reader Oneshot

Gaara x reader oneshot

(Y/N) is a mute ninja of the sand village. They wanted to be friends with angry panda boy, aka Gaara of the Sand. (Y/N) loved his red hair and beautiful sea green eyes, even the dark angry panda circles that were ever present around his eyes.

Gaara was a lonely panda. He craved human interaction but he was an incredibly introverted and a dark panda.

So (Y/N) decided to help him by becoming his first ever non-panda friend. His only friends thus far, had been the panda stuffed animals he stole from the children he murdered and the random bug on the side of the road that he stopped and talked to. Then he murdered the bugs.

They didn't respond to him so it made the panda boy angry and triggered.

(Y/N) walked towards Gaara with a flower in their hands. They planned on giving it to the angry panda boy as a sign of good-will and friendship. Little did they know angry panda-chan was already in a bad mood and hated flowers and people who ignored him.

"I hate flowers." Says the angry panda boy blankly, even though he was a slightly angrier panda from seeing the flower. The flower deserved to die. (Y/n) didn't answer. After all, (Y/n)-sama was mute and could not answer.

This made angry panda boy even angrier.

Gaara looked at (Y/N), "You're just like the bugs. You don't answer me. You should die now." (Y/N) frantically shook their hands in front of them and gestured towards their throat and made a no gesture.

The sand that was creeping up (Y/N)'s leg stopped and receded a little bit. Of course Gaara was still an angry panda and was contemplating murdering (Y/N).

"So, option one, you can talk and you die. Option two, you can't talk and you be my bitch for the rest of your life and live. Or Option three, You let my sand cripple you forever. Which will it be. Choose none of them and I'll assume you chose one. Don't worry, you still have fingers. Just motion which one you choose."

(Y/N) put up two fingers. Angry panda boy nodded his head.

"I assume you can't talk. Make single noise and I'll know you lied. We wouldn't want that, now would we?" Angry panda boy was hiding a smirk. He was assuming they could talk and he would eventually murder them.

(Y/N) held out one of their fingers and gestured for him to wait a second while they got their notebook out. (Y/N) naturally assumed that angry panda boy didn't know sign language.

'Im mute since birth, I've never been able to talk angry panda boy.' (Y/N) writes without thinking about the term they just used to call Gaara. They handed the notebook to the angry panda boy. He furrowed his nonexistent eyebrows.

"Did you just call me an angry panda boy?" Gaara hissed. (Y/N) Only then noticed their mistake. They snatched the notebook out of Gaara's hand with surprising strength.

'What do you mean? I called you no such thing.' (Y/N) Wrote as they quickly erased what they had called him. Well, at least they attempted to. Half way through erasing it, It had suddenly been ripped from their grasp.

"Mine." Gaara growled as he snatched it away. Then he grabbed (Y/N) and pulled them into his arms. "Mine." It came rippling from deep in his chest.

'And that's how your father and I met for the first time and started dating. I became his bitch.' Gaara comes up behind (Y/N) and glomps them.

"MINE! MINE ALL MINE!"