“Jamsiepoo!”
“Oh Jesus. What Sirius?”
“I have an idea darling!”
“And that would be?”
“I’ll tell you later! Come on!” James shook his head, but still followed Sirius down the hallway.
“Remmie!”
“Hello Sirius, James please explain.” Remus asked from where he was sitting, nose stuck in a book.
“I don’t know Moony, but it’s better to follow him than argue at this point.”
“Yeah, you’re right.” Remus said and stuffed his books into his bag, standing up.
“Petesypie!”
Peter turned around, “Yeah?”
“C’mon!”
“Okay.”
Once Sirius had led them all back to the Gryffindor common room and plopped down on one of the dark red couches, he announced, “We’re playing Truth or Dare bitches!”
“Sirius, unlike you, we are not female dogs.”
“Oh shush.”
“Why are we even playing this?”
“Because I have a report due for Charms and I would like to avoid it.”
“Doesn’t matter, you’ll forget it anyways.” Sirius looked up at the person who spoke it.
“Oh hi Evans!” James said, messing up his hair.
Lily rolled her eyes, about to leave with her friend Marlene.
“Hey! Wait, do you want to play Truth or Dare with us?”
“Potter what makes you-“
“We’d love to!” Marlene said as Lily glared at her. Marlene tugged on Lily’s sleeve, forcing her to sit.
“Alice!” Marlene called at her friend who was talking to Frank. “Come and bring Frank over! We’re playing Truth or Dare with the three idiots and Remus!”
Sirius stuck out his tongue before moving over to let Frank and Alice sit down.
“Well is that everyone, because quidditch practice starts in an hour and I don’t want to be late.”
“James shut up about quidditch.” James pouted.
“Now can we start?”
There was mumbled agreements from around the circle.
“Well since I am the best person in this room, I go first. REMMY! Truth or dare?”
“Sirius, you’re an idiot and truth.”
“Killjoy.”
“Still waiting for my question.”
“Fine. Remus, are you in a sexual relationship with your potions book?”
“No.”
“Ah, it must be your charms book then.”
“Merlin you’re annoying. Anyways, Lily, truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“I dare you to go on a date with James.”
“WHAT?!?”
“You have to do it, a dare’s a dare.”
“bUT-“
“C’mon Lily, am I that bad?”
“Fine I’ll go but I won’t enjoy it.” Lily said before storming up to the girl’s dorms.
“Great plan Sirius.” Marlene said.
“I know I certainly am a genius.”
“What Paddy, did you plan this?”
“Yeah I did!”
“Wow when Peter told me this plan I thought it was all Remus.”
“Well bye, see you later, Alice are you- Alice!”
“Oh shush, let the couple snog for a bit.”
