Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains? A: In the cow-boose.
Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores? A: Mooney.
Q: What did one dairy cow say to another? A: Got milk?
Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven? A: It's a place of udder delight.
Q: What do you call a cow that has 3 legs? A: Lean beef
Q: What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? A: Side of beef
Q: What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? A: Steak
Q: What do you call a cow that has no legs? A: Ground beef
A bum steer is a worthless bull.
Ground beef is a cow sitting down.
A stockholder is a corral for cattle.
Moscow doesn't make as much milk as Pa's cow.
Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow into pasture.
Q: Why is a barn so noisy? A: All the cows have horns.
Q: What did one cow say to the other? A: Nothing silly, cow's don't talk.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.
Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He's got no beef.
Q: What animals do you bring to bed? A: Your calves.
Q: What happened to the lost cattle? A: Nobody's herd.
Q: Where do cows like to live? A: St. Moo-is, Moo-ssouri, and Moo Jersey.
Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? A: Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs? A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all? A: Ground beef
Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? A: Bullogna
Q: What do cows get when they are sick? A: Hay Fever
Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows? A: Holstaines
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs? A: Because the cow has the udder.
Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had its baby?
Q: Where does a cow stop to drink? A: The milky way!
Q: What does an invisible man drink? A: Evaporated milk!
Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria.
Q: Where do cows go on dates? A: The moo-vies!
Q: What do you call a tired cow? A: Milked out!
