She knows ALL

INTRODUCTION

it was one beautiful Saturday morning and Alysa was asleep. that was until her alarm went off. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! "OK i'm up! now shut up!" she said. she hit the snooze button so hard that if she had hit it harder she would have crushed it. when she was out of bed, she went to the closet and picked out a cute pink T-shirt withe cat ears. below the cat ears it said i'm purrrrrfect in red letters. to go along with the shirt she wore purple pants and magenta Nike's. after she put her clothes on she head downstairs to be greeted with her breakfast (hash browns and bacon) sitting on the table. "hi swee- aww you look so cute in that shirt!" her mom said. Alysa blushed. "thanks mom." she said sitting down at the table. she turned to see her baby brother (me: fancy7271) sitting in his light blue highchair. "goo goo! sissy!" he said cutely. "aww. i'm glad to see u to Joshua." Joshua giggled. "oh and look at that! it's evil the egg! get him super Joshua!" Alysa said. immediately after she said that he took his hand and smashed the egg into pieces."hooray! he saved the day!" she said. Joshua giggles. "oh! by the way mom, these are soo good! what is your secret?" Alysa said. "it is made with love... and potatoes and pig meat." Alysa smiled and laughed. "good one mom!" when she got done eating her perfect breakfast she waited for Joshua to finish so her mom could change him. once fully changed, she took him to the living room and sat on the couch. "you wanna watch TV?" she said. and as if on cue he shook his head yes. then she turned it on Blues Clues and let him watch TV. he was about to fall asleep when suddenly the doorbell rings. "i'll get it!" Alysa said as she gently picked up Joshua and answered the door. it was starting to get dark. a man in his 20's was at the door. "umm...hi...do you have any diapers by any chance?" the man asked. the man kept looking at Joshua in a weird way. "umm... sure what size do you need?" Alysa said. "well...umm....4." he said still looking at Joshua. "OK. well wait here" Alysa said. she went to the babies room and grabbed the diapers and gave them to the man. when the man grabbed them he said something quietly so Alysa could not hear him. Joshua was already sleeping in her arms so she put him to rest in his crib. then also felling tired, went to bed herself.