The adventures of taco man and burrito boy

One day in a far away planet made of food lived 2 heroes. Taco Man and Burrito Boy. They both fought against evil until... The Evil Quesadilla wizard appeared. He terrorized the whole planet with his army of omelets and different food. Everyone in the food planet was defenseless but it was up to Taco Man and Burrito Boy to stop him.

Burrito:"Taco when are we going to be able to stay home and be lazy. I am soooooo tired."

Taco:"Shut up fatass! We have a whole day of ass whipping ahead of us."

Burrito:"oh."

So they left on their journey. Their first encounter was a quesadilla.

Taco:"Get out of the damn way!"

Quesadilla:"NO BURRITO FACE!"

Burrito:"Don't say crap like that to my partner!"

Quesadilla:"Or what?"

Burrito Boy bursted in righteous anger, ran straight to the quesadilla and beat the living cheese and tortilla out of him.

Taco:"Damn Burrito Boy you can pack a punch."

Burrito:"Eh paybacks a b*tch."

Taco:"Ok... Well I am leaving. I do not want to be killed."

Burrito:"Ok see you later."

To be continued...