[A slight poetic!pun turned into a story]
- Excuse my morbid humor. For those who loves the wrong side of Wattpad, this is is a very cheesy comedy I've created. So, if I made a few "errors", don't complain because those are actually intended to add...
Grabbing an empty container of bleach near the edge of the lake, I smiled with delight as I looked at the fish with thirst.
"Oh...I'm thirsty alright!" I moaned. "They say bleach can kill ninety-nine percent of germs...you're such a disease!" The fish murmured underneath it's breath. "Bitch plllease!"
Chugging the last gulp of the bleach, I smirked at the fish and giggled even more. "You know...I already feel so dead inside, but I am very much alive. With a drink or two to spare, all I wanted was a blind date. I am infact already blind...I cannot see what is within. Do you even have a heart to hold your final breath? You wouldn't want to waste, because I want to be the one to take your breath away. You are the most beautiful looking fish I've ever seen. May I...be with you?" I ripped my heart out of my chest and placed it near the fish waiting for a response.
"Ohhh! So flattering! Your heart means so much more. If you love me lots..then why is your heart so flat?"
Clenching my fists, I grabbed the fish with anger and pulled down my pants...I wouldn't know, I would not know I could pleasure a fish for days!
"You know...my name is...Phish.." I said breathlessly as I moaned
"My name is hooker.."
"You owe me 34 bleach bottles...every round we go.."
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