one direction comedy.

im a guy if you didnt know. this is supposed to be a romance thing. if you are not a child plz do not read this. oh and fu if you think im a girl. i am not gay either. i made up all the names except one direction and the one direction names. the only reason i wrote this is because my sister said i was a horrible writer. and she likes one diretion so here it goes.

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i was on the set of the movie kill you tonight. im laura hansons co star. i saw her come out from her first scene.              

Laura get ready nial horum will come meet you in a bit some old lady siad taking a gulp of vodka

okay she said looking at the food table taking out her back pack.

i saw her start filling up her back pack with food.

she turned arund and yelled aaahhhh its nial horum aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh and the rest of one direction harry style, zayn manny, lam pay, and louis tomis.

the old lady came infront of me and threw up on my shoes. im guessing her name was nicole since her name tag read nicole. laura came up to us and gave us a hug. laura almost tripped over nicloe as she made her way up to here.  laurra kicked nicole hard in the stomach and she went sliding across the floor. nicole scrapped her face. when she got up nicole her left side of her face was bleeding.

agian again nicole yelled.

i asked her to dinner. she went to go pick up her back pack. her back pack looked heavey. she walked us to a park. we sat at a bench. she took out a full turkey two salads one bottle of vodka that had nicole written across five big chocolate donuts a squished cake and two flat cupcakes. damn that bicht has an appitight i thought.

nicoles part

i drove all the way across town to find the perfect vodka because someone took sky vodka.

forgion liquor store owners part

my store de the numbur one in america. some fat bitch comes up to me.

mr.mushangalago this is expired.

what in heck who let dis likor ex -pee -or 

i grabbed the dam case of likor and went ou tide. i put up a sign 1 dolla perrr likor. i dolla i began yelling. a vety oogly lady came up with nicole wrriten on herr forehead.

ill take em all. how much she yelled

twenty dolla i say even though they is only bottles.she giveme fifty dolla she pees her pants i have no change. she takes di bottles and leaves. i laughmy ass off.

lauras part

i told you yesterday your fucking fired your the worst manager ever i hate you.

no i need more vodka

i dont have any im only 17 im not old enough to buy vodka

so give me vodka money

hell no you drove all the way across town to buy vodka when you live right next to eight liqour stores.

they fucking ran out of vodka she pulled out nine bottles of brand new vodka see i have nothing left.

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