Previously in the book the Phoenix six and chris where down for the count but then chris sent his brother back to their old world.
Chris: oh good hes gone back to our world. *faints*
*three days later chris reawakens*
Chris: ow. my head hurts. Sigh. Where am i.
Guard: so the silver king has awoken from his beauty sleep.
Chris: well its more like prince but ill take the title of king though.
Old man within the cell: wow your the last remaining silver clan member.
Chris: uh yeah thats what i was told by some strange man.
Old man: hey arent there supposed to be two of you.
Chris: yeah but hes gone now.
Old man: oh is he dead.
Chris: no hes back where he belongs and i hope he doesn't come back because the last thing i want is to worry about him.
Old man: ah ok well you just woke up in time. its feeding time.
Chris: actually can i have water instead im fairly dehydrated from this long term sleep.
Old man: well water does come with the meal.
Guard: SHUT THE HELL UP IN THERE AND EAT THIS DISGUSTING FOOD.
chris: ugh it smells like french fries thats disgusting.
Old man: hey if you wont eat it i will.
Chris: go for it ill just drink the water.
After six more days of being held within the cell chris got some unexpected visitors.
Girl: hey kid wake up *throws rock at chris and hits him in the head*
Chris: AH BITCH. WHAT?
Girl: shhhh! im here to break you out and take you with me.
Chris: yeah how so last time i checked this door was locked. *gets up and lightly pushes the door open*
chris: ok someone needs to be fired because im nine thousand percent sure thats not supposed to do that. also now i have one thing to do and ill find ya on the outside.
Girl: no need heres your ring and the rest of your shit. Now lets get going.
Chris: well now a little pushy are ya.
girl: say one more thing and you'll lose your testicles.
*chris puts on his ring*
After a that a random person puts a potato sack on chris's head
Chris: oh come on i just got out of prison and now im being taken hostage what the hell man and why is here potato's still in here.
girl: we stole this from the supply room in the kitchen.
chris: why?
girl: because we didnt have one at the base dumb ass.
*a few days later chris is set down in a weird place infront of a huge crowd of people.*
Chris: ok so now what are you guys gonna remove this sack from my head because last time i checked my head wasnt a potato.
Strange man on chair: remove the sack from this mans head and then throw a potato at his head for being a smart ass.
Chris: ah shit. Actually id rather not get hit with a potato. *gets hit with a potato* OW! BITCH!
*gets the sack removed from his head*
Strange man: so now that you can see us how do you like your new home.
Chris: well it looks nice and all but if the potato throwing is gonna be a regular thing than id rather be outside in the rain.
*looks all around a sees a pretty girl next to the strange man she smiles at chris and he gives a little smile back *
Strange man: ah i see that my lovely daughter has cought your eyes.
Chris: well its kinda hard for my eyes to not look at her i mean hell she's like an orange in a lime patch considering the fact that all these people are in the same fucking outfit.
Strange man: ya know im really getting annoyed at you smart ass comments.
chris: sorry its kind of a force of habit especially with this shit.
strange man: well i believe i should tell you my name.
chris: wait before you do that let me know something.
strange man: sure just ask away.
chris: wheres your pisser i really need to drain the lizard or ima have a fucking water fall coming out of my pants.
strange man: down the hall to the left. also my name is rasputin and my daughters name is nana.
chris: ok nice to meet cha all but im really about to go so bye.
*chris runs as fast as he can to the bathroom*
rasputin: wow he's pretty fast.
nana: so when are you gonna start his training pops.
raputin: after hes done taking a piss i know how bad he has to piss considering that i went three days without pissing before.
nana: ok well im gonna climb a tree.
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the dragon
Fantasychris was once an average human but one day everything changed when he and his friend who was also his brother where sent to another world the adventure of a life time they thought but it never came true because a unfortunate event cause's chris's b...
