Adventures Of Ricky

First Chappie

Once there was a girl named Ricardo. Her parents hated her, and wanted a boy. Everyone called her Ricky for short. She had long brown/dark blonde hair, big green eyes, and she was 5'3. She was very sarcastic, told puns all day, and knew how to make people laugh. She loved to read and play with animals. She wanted to be a vet one day.
  One rainy day, Ricky was walking home from the bakery where she worked, and saw a little puppy stuck in a newspaper. Poor thing was running in circles and hitting walls trying to get out. So she stopped to help the dog, but she didn't see the 3 guys standing in the shadows waiting for her until it was too late! They grabbed her and put a bag on her head and took off running to a Ford truck waiting around the corner. Ricky didn't panic though, she read Wattpad, she knew to stay calm in these situations because panicking can only cause you more problems.

So she sat still, humming a song, pretending she was fine with what was happening, but inside her Negative side of her brain was screaming and running in circles while the Positive side was trying to calm it down. Positive wasn't getting anywhere, Negative just kept screaming, saying they were gonna die, and they'd never fulfill their dreams, never see their three cats and two dogs again, Positive just shook its head and said everything's going to be fine, we read Wattpad, we know how to get out of this, we stay calm, and do what they say, maybe they just need help with their homework.

All while Ricky was listening to the two sides of her brain and humming, the three guys were looking at her like she grew six heads.
"Why isn't she screaming or trying to get away?" The one asked.
"Maybe she's crazy?" Said the second.
"Both of you shut up so I can drive." Snapped the third.

Ricky wasn't sure how long it had been, but they finally reached where they were going. Two of the men got out, and the third grabbed Ricky by her arm and yanked her out of the truck. Negative was panicking big time now, Positive was just ignoring him now. Ricky was calm though, she wasn't that scared, she agreed with Positive, they needed to stay calm and do what they wanted, then they could go home.

They all reached the door and walked in out of the rain. Ricky then spoke for the first time since they grabbed her.
"So....can I see where we are....or naw?"
The three guys looked at her, then at each other, then at her again.
One of them then spoke up and said,
"Um....you're not scared?"
"Nope"
"Why?"
"Cuz...dude, don't you know not to panic when ya get kidnapped? Only causes more problems. You just have to stay calm and everything will be fine."
The three guys were impressed. She looked like a scared little girl, but she was actually really smart. They respected that, so they took the bag off her head. Then laughed because her hair looked weird.
"Gotta brush I could borrow?" She asked them politely.
"Sure, hold on." One of them said and ran to get her a brush.
She took this time to examine her kidnappers.
The first was tall and skinny, kinda like Stiles from Teen Wolf. Except had blond hair instead of brown, other than the hair and tattoos (which he had plenty of), he looked exactly like Stiles. 'He's gonna be my new bestie' she thought.
The second was also tall and had lots of tattoos, but was very, very muscular. I mean huge muscles, his muscles had muscles! 'Holy sweet honey iced tea!' she thought.
The third came back with a brush, she thanked him and started brushing her mess of a head. While she was doing this, she starting checking out the third guy. He was also tall. 'What is with these guys being so tall?!' she thought. He again had tattoos but not as many as the others, he had a lip piercing but it wasn't huge like other guys have. He was also muscular and looked like he could carry a fridge on his back without flinching. 'Nice' she though.
"Ok, so let's get down to business!" She laughed and tried to copy Mulan. 'Tried' being the key word here.
"To defeat the Huns!" The three guys said and also tried copying Mulan. Again, 'tried'.
They all laughed, then got serious.
"Ok, no really. Why'd y'all kidnap me?" She asked them.
"Need somebody to cook for us, we've been eating frozen dinners for weeks now, and we really, really want real food!" The one with the lip piercing said.
"Seriously? Most people go on Angie's List for a chef, you know that right?" She said in an 'are you dumb' voice.
"Yes we know, but Boss didn't want us to hire someone, he said just find someone to do it." The skinny one said.
"Goodness gracious, seriously? I'm not doing this for free." She exclaimed.
"Wait, you're gonna do it?" The buff one with no lip piercing said.
"Got nothing better to do, I don't like my job anyways. Yea, I like cooking, but getting up at 4:00 in the morning to make bread? Not my thing, besides, you seem like nice guys, besides the whole kidnapping thing, but nice other wise. So heck, why not?"
"Sweet!"
"Awesome"
"Yasssssss"
Ricky looked at the one with the lip piercing, who just said one of her favorite word.
"You, my friend, are now my new bestie." She told him.
"Cool, I'm Zach by the way."
"Nice, I'm Ricky, don't ask what it's short for or I will kill you in your sleep."
They all laughed.
The skinny one then stepped forward,
"I'm Scott." He said politely.
Ricky busted out laughing, as the guys all looked at her stupid.
"Oh my gosh, *weez* sorry, are you being for real right now?" She laughed.
"Um....yes?"
She then laughed even harder.
"I don't see anything wrong with my name." Scott said.
"Oh no! Nothing's wrong with it, it's just you look like Stiles and your name is Scott!" She explained.
"Oh! You watch Teen Wolf?" Zach exclaimed.
"Ugh yes! Derek is bae!" She sighed.
"I like Malia, me" Scott said.
"Sorry for laughing, I just thought it was funny." She told him.
"No problem, I just thought it was weird, we're cool though." He replied.
"Good. Now what's your name?" She asked the last guy.
"Are you gonna laugh at me too?" He said and winked.
"Depends, if your name is Albert, or Stan, I'm gonna be dying from laughter." She replied.
"Close, it's Austin." He told her.
"Oh that's not bad, kind hot." She said and winked.
"Thanks" he said and winked back.

Then Ricky heard someone coming down the stairs, that she just realized were there, and thought, 'Holy guacamole'.

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