S: Aw haha idk but okay ttyl
later:
C (me currently writing this): Mahahahahahahah what is this.I'm on and up and you are off and probably.asleep. Mahahahahahahah....
C: ....
C: ....
C: ....hi
later still
S: Lol oh god xD hi
C: Hehehe I missed you again haha
FINALLY THE GOOD STUFF
S: I'm back now tho
C: And I'm not on right this is c******bot. C****** is asleep right now
S: Oh okay aha should I stop messaging c****** then?
C: No keep talking it's not like she isn't reading it anyway
S: Okay lol so what has she been up to?
C: Well her lazy ass last night slept through a radical storm and a power line transformer exploding next to her grandmother house
S: Wow .o.
C: Yeah she's pissed
S: I bet, that sucks .-.
C: So how is fleshy squishy human of my dreaming master
C: 0_0
S: I dunno xD
C: Hmm... what exactly is "xD" mean? Is it some sort of code to my self destruction sequence
S: No no no no, its the face humans make when they laugh
C: Oh I had no idea humans circular eyes make two crossing eyes. I will make note of it when I kill Crystal in her sleep... er... make her tea I mean.
S: Oh god, okay sounds good.
C: So how do you know my master? Are you the Moirail or am I confused with another. She talks to fast when it comes to "friendships" to fully understand. No wait I think she was just talking about her silly web comic romance. You must be some form of acquaintance.
S: I'm not sure what I am to her.
C: Hmm. Then you are fit to be killed and replaced with a bot. We shall call her S******bot.
S: That makes sense.
C: I will send of of my assassinbots in the morning. I will be assured of your slow painful death
S: Okay just make sure its not messy
C: I'm a robot not a messy drone. I will send a maid bot with it. I thought I was quite clear but I suppose not
S: Okay then, good job. And make sure you inform my family that I "went missing"
C: No need they will be killed also and replaced with bots I will need the names of all them. If you cooperate I may allow you to live and services me
S: Nah, leave them be, they are good people.
C: Yes I sure they are but I can't risk a rebellion can I. What be their names. This is your last chance to cooperate
S: I won't cooperate
C: Then Parrish
S: I will proudly
C: You amuse me. You shall be my adopted daughter and I will make you as a cyborg
S: Never, I won't go without putting up a fight first.
