Reborn into the One Punch Man Anime!?

Chapter I

      As Kokori Nihigi walked around her new city, she saw a grandma being pickpocketed. So, she followed the thief and walked under a ladder. Then, as luck would have it, a security fence electrocuted her when she accidentally touched it.

     When she woke up, she thought it was a dream until she realized she was in a really black room, with someone in a Grim Reaper costume at the far corner, sitting at a curved desk with a little cat plushie on it. "It's not a cat plushie If that's what you're thinking. It's Cerberus' demon friend." Suddenly, the cat plushie-- well, the demon started to flap what I had thought to be fur and flew at me. I instinctively ducked and smashed my head into the bird things underbelly.

     The guy in the Grim Reaper costumes skull twitched a little, it creeped me out. A lot. "Anyway, somehow your luck depleted extremely fast, and you died before your time. I'll grant you one wish, you can be reborn anywhere, and like the last one asked, yes. You can be reincarnated into an anime or manga.

     Well, One Punch Man is my favorite anime, and basically has limitless possibilities... "If the world I choose has supernatural powers, can I choose my power?" He looked confused but nodded anyway. I once read this comic called 'The Gamer,' and he has the most overpowered power ever. "I'd like to be reborn into the anime One Punch Man, with a power called 'The Gamer.'" Suddenly, after he snapped his bony fingers, I blacked out.

     I awoke with a blue box in my face, saying "WELCOME TO ONE-PUNCH MAN, GAMER" Well, I guess the cosplayer actually granted me my wishes. That's cool, I guess. Where am I, anyway? I walked around a bit and saw Saitama killing the crab guy and saving the Butt-Chin Bratt. I-I'm at the start of the anime... This is too good to be true... I pinched myself. Damn. This body is weak. Damn cosplayers and their stupid effects.

     I kicked a rock and got a message "LEVEL UP! LEVEL ONE! NEW SKILL! ID Create! NEW SKILL! ID Escape!" Wow, that was quick. 'ID Create!' Instantly, the world dissolved into blue cubes, then re-appeared as a torn-down city with zombies everywhere. Thank God Saitama isn't a mob, if he was, I'd be dead. Quickly, I started punching at a nearby zombie and killed it. "NEW SKILL! Hand-To-Hand Combat!" Neat.

     After about an hour of training, I leveled up Six times, got a few skills, and a new ID type. I decided to come out of training, and when I did, I saw crab guts everywhere. Though the popped soccer ball was gone, and I saw something I never expected to see. It was Tornado cleaning the mess up, with a look of sadness on her face. She was wearing a Janitors outfit, which was weird. I guess the anime doesn't tell you everything, does it. Anyway, 'Stats.'

Name: None Chosen

Title: None

Level: 7

Experience: 43%

Class: None Chosen [CHOOSE CLASS]

Health: 240/700

Energy: YOU DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT CLASS FOR THIS!

Stamina: 390/2,000

STR: 55

VIT: 12

AGI: 130

INT: 500

WIS: 200

DEX: 430

     Wait, class? Let's see... Four classes, Super human, cyborg, ESPer, OmniClass. OmniClass lets you use all of the classes, but they won't be as strong... I guess I'll choose OmniClass, and for my name... Kai Zen. [NAME AND CLASS CHANGED.] Immediately, I felt a change. I felt stronger, but the moment that happened, Tornado saw me. She knew I now have the same power as her.

     She was up in my face faster than you could say "#!&*." and she asked me "How do you have this power!? Where did it come from!? Who are you!?" I simply said, "None of your concern. Now move, I have business to attend to." Damn, I sounded cool. Wait, can I teleport? I felt my body disintegrate and reform at Saitamas apartment. Somehow, this also sent me through a time portal for four years. Anyway, I knocked.

     "I want to be your apprentice. You're the strongest man alive, if you could train me, I would be forever in your debt." He stared at me with those lifeless eyes, In the anime, you couldn't tell, but they're kinda cool. "Are you rich?" I stared at him. He seemed serious. "Yes, I am." He looked happy, but I couldn't really tell.

     "If you buy me groceries, then I'll be your master without a problem. But first, we have to spar." I was not prepared for this. 'Game, Pause' the game actually paused. I must train. After about five days of nonstop training, here are my stats;

Name: Kai Zen

Title: Saitamas Apprentice

Level: 63

Experience: 91%

Class: OmniClass [CHANGE CLASS]

Health: 90,000/90,000

ESPer possible Strength: Earth

Stamina: 47,000/50,000

STR: 9251

VIT: 1252

AGI: 1792

INT: 900

WIS: 900

DEX: 750

     Yeah, I was ready. Let me show you Saitamas stats for comparison.

Name: Saitama

Title: One-Punch Man

Level: 600

Experience: 99.9%

Class: Super Human

Health: 7,000,000,000

Stamina: 17,000,000

STR: 17,952,899

VIT: 990,999

AGI: 599,999

INT: 210

WIS: 500

DEX: 730,000

     I would definitely put up a good fight, but in the end, I would lose. Hey, I wonder if I'm changing the anime? Like, could people back on earth see what I'm doing? I wonder. Meh, doesn't matter. I unpaused the game, but he didn't seem to notice my change in strength as we raced to the same fighting grounds Saitama would use with Genos.

     After exchanging a few blows, Saitama finally noticed how strong I was, so I whacked him with all my force, and sent him flying. He had a small cut where I gut-punched him and was bleeding. I got the strongest man on whatever Earth this is to bleed. I am feeling really cocky right now. "You're strong!" He said, not really minding the cut, as it almost immediately healed. Damn his healing powers. Then I saw it, he was about to do the same thing he would do to Genos, to me. He was gonna make a really strong punch, and stop just before the hit.

     Too bad for him, I expected it, so I bent back, kicked him in-between the legs, and backflipped after I sent him flying. Damn it feels good to be a gangster. I walked over to him, tapped his forehead, and said to him "Let's go get some dinner, Master Saitama." I dragged him at an incredulous speed and stopped when we reached McDonald's.

     My next goal is to get him to join the Hero Association, so he would be able to become an S-Class hero before the A class #1 hog joins. Amai Mask or something, whatever. "Hey, Saitama? We should join the Hero Association. It will help us with our fame problem. No one knows who we are..." He looked shocked. Though, I feel as though there was a little bit of 'I knew it...' in his posture.

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