Haruhi's little sister

The Job of a High School Host part 2

*Mai's pov*

*After the club closes*

"I can't take this anymore." I hear Tamaki mumble in the corner alone eating ramen. I guess he isn't happy about that girl saying Haruhi is her new favorite host. "She's had the illness for a while now, hasn't she?" Kyoya said, I had a look of shock on my face and gasped everyone looked at me, "is she gonna be okay?" I asked, i hope she is going to be okay. 

The twins giggled and I gave them a look "how can you be mean? She is sick, is she gonna be okay?" I asked again. They giggled again and Karou picked me up. "Not that kind of illness Mai." I was so confused by this point. I tilted my head sideways questioningly, 

"she's got the host hopping disease" Hikaru said coming to stand next to his brother. "A.K.A the never-the-same-boy-twice disease." Karou finished. I was still a little confused as was big sister, then Kyoya explained "Usually our customers choose a favorite host and see them regularly. However, Princess Kanako tends to change her favorites on a regular basis."

"ooohhhhh" I said finally understanding "That's right! 'Cause before she chose you Haru-chan, she was with Tama-chan!"" Honey said. "SO he's upset because I took her from him." big sister said "Shut up! I couldn't care less!" Tamaki yells, Honey yelps and hugs his bunny while I hug my panda while big sister yells at him about his language use and to watch what he says. "Ugh. I'm running out of patience! Haruhi. It's time you started dressing like a girl!" Tamaki yells pointing at big sister. "huh?" she looks kinda bored.

"I don't understand how you could be so popular with the ladies when you yourself are a lady! No one in the entire school knows the truth except for those of us here." the twins slide behind him and I stop listening going back to what I do during meetings, eating cake and drawing.

I hear Tamaki yelling something about Haruhi not listening to "daddy"I am so confused. Papa isn't here. So, Who's daddy? Big sis starts yelling at him for "blowing up her picture", but he didn't blow it up, it is still in one piece. Then all the guys stand talking about big sister's picture. Wow she looked really pretty with long hair. But she looks cuter with her short hair.

HAHA big sister called herself a dude, and Tamaki started freaking out "A girl should never refer to herself as a dude! MOMMA! Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again!" I laughed then stopped "so dude is a bad word? And who's momma?" I say confused they freeze. 

Hikaru laughs and Karou explains that dude is not a bad word. "But seriously who is momma?" Hikaru asked "Based on club position, I assume it's me." Kyoya said, it was kinda funny, especially with big sis being sassy.

The twins bring up the party and dancing and big sis kinda freaks out, Tamaki says she must be a "refined gentleman", whatever that means. He orders her to master the waltz in one week! And she has to show them at the party! Or he will tell the whole school that she is a girl! that's mean. and he will knock her back to errand boy! That's just cold.

So I decide to voice my opinion, "that's mean." I say and everyone freezes looking at me "one week isn't long, and thweatining hew that you'll tell the whole school that she is a giwl, that's mean. And knocking hew (her with a w) down to ewwand boy is just cold" I say and stomp my foot.

Everyone is still frozen until..... the twins start laughing their butts off and rolling around  the floor. "HHAHA BOSS YOU JUST GOT SASSED BY A 6 YEAR OLD! HAHAHAHA!" "YEA SHE HAS HARUHI'S SASS! HAHAHAHAHA!" well at least some one found it funny. I smile proud and the twins start laughing more at Tamaki. 

Haruhi walks over and picks me up giggling "yea, she's got my sass" she says and kisses me on the forehead. This day wasn't so bad, and I got to make it funny!! YAY!