Chapter 1

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Hello hello, human beans! The He Man thing is for later on in the chapter, and the fanart DOES belong to me, because I decided I didn't wanna be lazy and steal other people's work. Sure, it's not as pretty or neat, but I still feel accomplished. If you also like Bakudeku, you should read ilikebakudekufiteme 's bnha soulmate au fanfic, because it has some bakudeku and some kirikami. I hope you all like my Kirikami fanfic!!!



Characters' thoughts are in italic



It was just after dinner, and the students didn't have much to do.

Mina: I HAVE AN IDEA

Ochaco: What's your idea?

Mina: Well, we could put some music on and dance, but i thought up an exciting twist... We'll have dance partners! And they'll be decided by drawing 2 names outta a hat and they'll be dance partners for the night!

Denki: Cool! Sounds fun!

Mina: Alright, everyone write your name down on a piece of paper and put it in this random hat I found lying on the ground!

Everyone puts their names in the hat...

Mina: Pair #1 issss.... Izuku and Shoto!

Izuku and Shoto blush

Mina:Ochaco and Iida!

Ochaco:YAY!

Mina: Me and Tsu!

Tsuyu: Ribbit

Mina: ... Oh..... Sorry Momo... Momo and Mineta...

Mineta: VICTORY!

Momo: WHY, CRUEL WORLD?!?!

Mina: Sorry Momo...

Mina: Kyoko and Katsuki!

Kyoka flinched, waiting for Katsuki's explosions, but they never came

Katsuki: At least it's not that nerd deku...

Mina:  BuT yOu LiKe DeKu. OH WELL. NEXT PAIR.

Mina: Mashirao and Toru!

Mina: Mezo and Yuga!

Mina: Koda and Sero!

Mina: Sato and Fumikage!

Mina: And last but not least... Eijiro and Denki!

Denki and Eijiro look at each other, blush but then smile

Denki: This'll be embarrassing, but fun!

They danced for hours, and eventually they all collapsed on the ground.

Mina: *pant* WOO! *pant* that was fun!

Ochaco: We should play truth or dare...

Deku: This won't end well...

Ochaco: Kachaan! Truth or dare?

Katsuki: Dare.

Ochaco: Okay... sing say no to this from Hamilton with Eijiro!

Eijiro: WHAT?!?

Katsuki: Why couldn't it have been Deku?

Katsuki sings Say No To This with Eijiro (I'm too lazy to write the lyrics)

Katsuki: Okay, now that we're done with that awful torture... OCHACO! Truth or dare?

Ochaco: Ummm, truth.

Katsuki: Perfect... Now I can put my evil plan into action...

Katsuki: Do you like Deku?

Ochaco *blushing*: Y-... yes....

Katsuki: Hahahahahaha! I KNEW IT!

Ochaco runs of to her room, crying. Tsuyu follows, worrying for her friend.

Eijiro: well, since ochaco's gone, who's gonna go next?

Mina: Oh! Oh! MEEEE!

Mina: Denki! Truth or dare?

Denki: Phht, dare, obviously!

Mina: Okay, so I've been secretly shipping this for a while... Denki! Kiss Eijiro!!!

Eijiro and Denki: WHAT THE HECK!?!

Mina: You heard me!

Denki: *sigh* fine.

Denki grabs Eijiro's face, and presses his lips against Eijiro's... but... he electrocutes him.

Katsuki: Denki you idiot! You electrocuted him!

But Denki had fainted because of embarrassment.

Mezo and Mashirao dragged Denki and Eijiro into Denki's room, on Mina's request.

Mashirao: Should we really put them in the same bed?

Mezo: Hey, it's what Mina said to do!

Mashirao: Yeah, but what if they-

Mezo: Dude, we're only in high school.

Mashiro: Yeah... I see your point...

As they're sleeping, Denki wraps his arms around Eijiro, and Eijiro does the same. Hopefully no one sees them.

~Time skip brought to you by Deku carrying trash in the cutest way possible~

~Time skip brought to you by Deku carrying trash in the cutest way possible~

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Denki woke up to see that Eijiro was in his bed, sleeping with him.

Denki: EIJIRO!?! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE??!?!

Eijiro: Wha- huh? AAAAA!!! I DON'T KNOW!!! SORRY SORRY! I'LL GET OUT!!!!

Denki: I bet this was a part of Mina's dare.

Eijiro: Well, that means we have to give her a dare!

Denki: Yeah! Let's go!

They run back into the room they were playing truth or dare in.

Denki: MINA!

Eijiro: WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU A DARE!

Mina: Heyyyy! You're back! Okay!

Ejiro: You have to ride on Shoji's back, past the 1-B dorms, while yelling "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!!!"

(Now you can play the video)

Mina: What?!?

Denki and Eijiro: He Man! *jazz hands*

Mina: Okay!

Mina jumps onto Shoji's back and they charge towards the 1-B dorms.

Soon enough they hear a "SHUT UP AND GO TO BED" from the other hallway.

But they didn't go to bed. Well at least not until Shoto was done skipping to the nearest convenience store, waving the Nazi flag while singing The Numa Numa Song. After that they decided to call it a night.

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