13. SPONGEBOB AND JELLYFISH HOMISIDES

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"Oh..... who lives in a pineapple under the sea!"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"Absorbent and yellow and porous is he"

"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

"I don't remember the rest of the song! I feel like I'm disappointing the rest of the SpongeBob community"

"Yes you are! I shouldn't be talking to you. It's so sad!!!" *fake sobbing*

"Do I need to call you a Wambulance?"

"How rude. SpongeBob reminds me of my jellyfish."

*scoffs* "You had a jellyfish?"

"For your information, I had 3 of them. But you can't really see them because they're pretty transparent and really really really small. Actually, now that I think about it, I'm not even sure if they were jellyfish.

"......... Wow, just wow. Your weirdness should be limited. It's overflowing. So what happened to them?"

"I got them when I was 15. It was so fun because I caught them with my bare hands at the beach. I names them Sakura, Ino and Hinata."

"You're a Naruto fan too??? I LOVE SASUKE!!!!!!"

"Yeah he's pretty cool. I had a huge crush on the three girls and Tsunade. I still do. "

"What a perv. I'm not surprised."

"I kept the jellyfish in a small tank but it got really muddy and dirty after about 3 days. So the sad part was that I couldn't see the jellyfish"

"So you didn't clean the tank????"

"Yeah..... um... so I thought that they might be.... Uh um... dead too."

"DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU DUMPED THE JELLYFISH INTO THE TRASH!!!!!!"

"........."

*whispers* "You threw them, didn't you?"

"I didn't exactly throw them into the trash. I um... gave them a burial..."

"Ah, thank goodne--"

*whispers* "down the drain.... "

"WHAT??? YOU JUST TOSSED YOUR JELLYFISH DOWN THE DRAIN??? YOU'RE A SICKO!!!"

*softly* "But I prayed that they go to heaven."

*BEEP BEEP*

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"I'M FRIENDS WITH A JELLYFISH MURDERER!!!!"

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Question of the week

Which fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in real life? 🎭

Sheldon Cooper (I love him sooo much in the show, but in real life..... I don't think I could handle it)

Thank you Not_A_Random_Gir1 for the awesome question!

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