Poseidon: YO this girl is CRAZY once i holla at her i said "BeLLona DO yOU like BoLoGNa"and she threw a spear at my FaCE, but I dodge it✔️✔️
Athena: Poseidon you're drunk
Poseidon: NON o no iM nOt
Demeter: raise your left hand
Poseidon: *raises right knee*
Demeter: he's drunker than Dionysus.
Bellona: we've never met
Bellona: you've never said that to me
Bellona: and I never threw a spear at you
Poseidon: OK well somebody did
Poseidon: and I'm pretty sure I used that bologna pickup line on someone
Ares: you used it on me you dolt
Poseidon: see I used it on some war deity
Poseidon: it was pretty good right
Percy: YEAH DAD
Poseidon: I wasn't asking you Artemis
Ares: that was your son
Poseidon: *squints*
Poseidon: oh hey Percy
Poseidon: use that pickup line on Annabeth
Poseidon: and watch her swoon
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Questions to demigods at camp half blood and Jupiter
FanfictionQuestions to the demigods in Percy Jackson books, and they all always answer honest, or ALMOST always. Hehe, anyway... feel free to ask questions. I DO NOT OWN THA CHARACTERS RICK RIORDAN DOES!!
