The Anime Rule

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Honey: Is Re-Chan going to be all right?

Kylie: Totally, she jumps out the window on a regular basis.

Honey: Alright!!!

Reece: *walks back into the room*

Haruhi: You have leaves in your hair

Kylie: *On the floor laughing her but off* Ha! You should see your face, cause you looked ridiculous!

Reece: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUMP OUT AFTER ME?

Kylie: Because at home, it is a 5 foot drop. Here it is like a 40 foot drop. I would prefer not to break my neck.

Honey: Re-Chan didn't break her neck Ky-Chan.

Kylie: Ya, but she hurts herself so much her bones refuse to break.

Reece: HEY! I DO NOT!! *throws knife*

Kylie: *dodges* That could have hurt my face.

Reece: That was my intention.

Kylie: You are a cruel person *throws scissors at Reece*

Reece: *ducks* Where did you get scissors!?

Kylie: We are in an anime. There is a rule in these kinds of things. I could pull out a base ball bat! *reaches behind her and pulls out a base ball bat* See.

Reece: *evil smile* I see.

Tamaki: Mommy! She is scaring me. *hides behind couch*

Hikaru: It is freaky *hides behind couch along With Kaoru and Tamaki*

Reece: *pulls out machete* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kylie: I shouldn't have told you that. *thinking pose* I could use something better than a machete! *pulls out chainsaw* Take that REECES PIECES!!!

Reece: That's not even cool *throws machete*

Kylie: *ducks and throws chainsaw* This is getting ridiculous.

Reece: NO IT ISN'T!!!

Kylie: Oh! Commoners coffee. *sits down and drinks some*

Reece: Are you ignoring me?

Kylie: Of course not! I am avoiding you.

Reece: DONT AVOIDE ME!!!!!

Kylie: To late. I already decided.

Reece: NOOOOOO! *falls to knees dramatically*

Hikaru: So, were you two serious about that swim suit thing?

Kaoru: Cause we have some.

Kylie: Yes we were serious, no we won't do it.

Kaoru: WHY!!!

Kylie: Because I only wear t-shirts and shorts to swim. Knowing you, that wouldn't be on your list.

Reece: I WILL! I mean, if it will get me out of wearing those damn puffy yellow death traps.

Kylie: I will wear the guy uniform though. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that in public, but it is better than a dress.

Reece: Shuddup.

Tamaki: *Is still scared*

Kyoya: Alright. Honey-sempai is taking his nap.

Reece: Oh shit!

Kylie: Is it going to be that episode?

Reece: I hope not. That episode made me cry.

Kylie: Why?

Reece: BECAUSE MORI WAS SO HEARTLESS!

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