The Camping Trip

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Neil: "Hey, do you remember the time we slept in a tent in my back garden?"

Simon: "Yeah, we had to come inside about midnight because Jay got scared."

Jay: "Yeah, I was scared that Neil's dad was gonna come out and bum us. Oh, I'll get the fucking light then, shall I? Night gaylords." So Jay leans up and reaches to turn off the light.

Neil: "Si, I was wondering. When you're gone..."

Simon: "Yeah?"

Neil: "What do you want us to do with Will? Like, look after him and stuff."

Will: "I'm not a stray cat, Neil."

Jay: "Yeah but you do shit in a hole in the ground."

Simon: "Brilliant."

Neil: "I just worry about you, that's all."

Will: "I think I'll be fine. Goodnight. Thanks though, Neil."

Neil leans over Will and pukes on his face.

Will: "Oh. Oh, fucking hell! It's in my hair."

Neil: "I think it's them sausages."

Jay: "Oh, I gotta get out, I gotta get out."

Simon: "Oh, the smell. Oh, it always makes me puke."

Will: "Don't puke in here!"

Simon: "Oh god." *pukes everywhere*

Will: "Oh you have."

Neil: (*almost crying*) "I don't feel well." *pukes again*

Will: "Get the fucking tent open Jay!"

Jay: "I can't find the zip, I can't find the zip! Oh god---" *pukes*

Will: "Great."

Hope you enjoyed. I know it's short but oh well. Here's the link to the video on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8_isWJAiT8

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