Ways To Annoy Your Roommate

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by 5PenguinsForSummer

by 5PenguinsForSummer

Hey guys! I just wanna thankyou for reading and supporting my first book. It REALLY makes me super duper happy!

Gah, I just can't think of anything else to say but once again thankyou. (It might really be annoying right now). So here's another chappy.

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51. Every time you wake up yell, "Oh my God! Where the hell am I?!" and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go back to bed, when your roommate asks what's wrong with you, say you don't know what he/she is talking about

52. Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While your doing so, look at your roommate and mutter "Soon, soon..."

53. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs call him/her a cannibal

54. Pack up your roommates things when she/he is not around. When she comes back yell profanities at her and accuse her for planning to leave you all alone

55. Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday, look at it and say " It's spreading, It's spreading!"

56. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night, talk to it. After a few weeks start arguing with it.

57. Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching to much Beavis and Butthead. Do it again. Tell him/her that your not sorry because this time they deserve it

58. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there

59. Put your glasses on before going to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses then on the next day, complain that you've been having terrible nightmares

60. Collect hundreds of pens then pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Start laughing at the pencil