The Psalm Tree

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It was a quiet night, Jesus had only an hour before his crucifixion would begin. He had went to his most favorite hang out since he would never see it again, The Psalm Tree.

He was snoozing under the tree when a depressed Satan sat next to him. He glanced over and rolled his eyes " Oh what the hell." Jesus didn't mind conversing with him because of the mere fact that it was his final day alive.

"What crawled up your ass and died?" Jesus questioned. Satan was flustered. Jesus, his arch nemesis was concerned about his well being? "Jesus, I believe my world is turning a little more colorful", Satan said hesitantly. "This is very unusual you are typically an extremely dark person, Satan?" Jesus claimed. "What I meant was, I'm happy" Satan Sighed.

Not sure by what he meant he questioned one last time. "Just tell me what you mean, you are confusing me." "GOD DAMMIT JESUS, I THINK IM GAY." Jesus, whom was stunned, turned away and sighed. He thought to himself "It's my last day and boy, do I hate gays but I've always wanted to experiment so, why the fuck not."

Jesus looked deep in Satan's dark burning eyes, Started caressing his stubble. Then moved his eyes down his body slowly only to be surprised by an enlarged erect flaming cock.

Satan was definitely gay.

Satan sat there in disbelief. His eyes watching Jesus' every move. Every kiss, Every breath,Only made the erection grow larger. Jesus was stunned yet again. Satan has sustained a solid 666 INCHES! They were in complete shock.

Satan Decided to take charge. He flipped him over and shoved his Flaming Hot Cheeto into The "Holy" Hole. Hands tied behind the back. Faced shoved into the ground. The penetration was so forceful, yet felt so amazing. Jesus praised, he gasped, he cried with glory. Satan laughed demonically, he was hardcore.

Jesus wanted to be in control now. "Alright babe, wanna take over?" Satan grunted
"Of course, I'm gonna make you feel just as good." Jesus moaned. "Okay Jesus, Take the wheel." Satan was flipped over, Jesus took control he grew an astounding 420 inches, but took a different approach. Slow, Simple, he was gentle, compassionate. But Satan wasn't having it. Jesus gave him a hard meaning full slap on the ass, which surprisingly got to him. "Oh GOD my ass!!" Satan screamed in pleasure.

Go figure, ass slapping was Satan's biggest kink.

Then... the climax, not before a coconut came crashing down from the Psalm Tree, must have been from satan pinning Jesus up to the tree right before he came. Satan had a bright idea and came into the coconut, cracked it over Jesus' head, Where He slurped up as much cum as he could and sucked Satan off one last time.

It was remarkable at how long they went at it. Hardcore penetration, Intense steamy make outs, Indescribable kinks, Unusual Ejaculation, But most importantly, Fucking each other until the clock stuck 12:34, it was time for the crucifixion.

Jesus promised his knew secreted lover that after his crucifixion he would rejoin him in the underworld for all the sin he committed under the favorited Psalm Tree.