Nana screamed loudly from her room. "What is she doing now?" Popo asks, getting up also having a sense of deja vu. This isn't really bona fide for Nana. She usually screams in general, she lost her voice twice in 2 months. Vio constantly reminds her to stop, and she responds almost always with yelling probably 20x louder than her usual yell.
Popo stomps to her door, pounding his fist on it, denting the wood. Nana roughly grabs the doorknob and once again, pulls it instead of turning it. "What are you yelling about now Nana?"
She smiles widely and jumps to her bed, grabbing her striped pink, white and blue laptop. "I found something AWESOME!" she runs into the living room, nearly dropping her already cracked laptop. "Alright," Nana began, "I found probably the most dumbest yet coolest thing ever. Since 'tis the season of Halloween, I thought it be kind of funny, and kind of stupid and also kind of fun- to VISIT a haunted house!"
Vio stares blankly, then sighs and puts his head down, "I should've expected that." he shames himself. He looks down at the novel in his lap and continues to read it, trying to block out Nana's nonsense.
"So, it's open in a few hours, which also means we'll have time."
"I bet you haven't even looked at it, you probably took a glance and now you're just trying to get us to be active. Well, I got some news for you. It won't work. None of us are active, especially Ness, since he eats every day of his life." Vio suddenly says, no one even saw him look up from his adult book.
"No, it opens at 8:00 pm. Which is in a FEW hours. God, Vio, you're dumber than you look."
He sighs, "Fine, I take back my exposure to your stupid statement. I inferenced, mostly because you try to get us to be active when you, yourself- aren't that physical either. In any case, I am the most active. I used to work for Hyrule so don't even try."
Nana scoffs and spits, "Well, I climbed mountains for 11 years."
"Well, I didn't take breaks between my years."
Nana sighs. "Okay fine whatever, I don't care anymore. But, now that my true intention was finally revealed to you idiots, I want you to get ready. According to past experiences, we're usually, almost, always LATE. Mostly because of Ness, I don't know if it's because he doesn't fit in half of the clothes he owns, or if he's just too lazy."
She takes a breath and walks toward Ness, who looked up, his facial expression one of confusion. "With that being said, Ness; go get dressed." her eyes look up at the ceiling. "Actually, we might still be late since you DO take 3 hours to get dressed."
Ness folds his arms. "Hey Nana guess what?"
"What?"
"Shut up."
Nana points to him sharply and then to his room. "Dressed. Now! I don't want to be late because of YOU again. This is a one in a lifetime experience. In other words, this is the ONLY event that'll be taking place in our disaster of a town."
Ness abruptly gets up and struts to his room, acting stoic.
2 hours pass. "Wow is Ness still getting dressed? What a clown." Vio scoffs.
"You're one to talk Vio. You might be the biggest clown out of all of us." Nana says. "It might sound like I'm defending Ness but no, he's a close second to you."
Vio facepalms and leans back. "Nana, Ness is not a smaller clown than me."
"Yeah HE is. He barely even speaks, you have some snarky comment ready to plunge out of that whale mouth of yours."
"Well, that snarky comment is usually a remark of criticism, or insults, likely directed towards you."
Nana leans in close, "Listen here, clown-head. No one here has time for your nonsense. Except maybe Toon Link but THAT'S about it, since Toon Link is small, in both percentages and dialogue, he's practically a nobody. That little twerp doesn't even have a personality at this point, so I'd say now, that he doesn't count as someone who would want to deal with your antics of being stupid, and, let me present to you the opportunity- rather a command, I think- of getting dressed. We leave in an hour. We might as well leave Ness if he isn't going to cooperate."
