The Erection of The Eleventh Pillar Part One

The wind was blowing. Just kidding it was a summer day. The weather was perfect, and I was perfect, because that's just who I am. But derpiness, will always beat werpiness. I was at the pool, actually it was just a puddle in L.A, but who cares. And some kid came up and said, "Can I play with you?" And since I was very lonely at the time, I said, "No buzz off kid." And while he was walking away with his head down in despair and loneliness, he got hit by a bus. I kind of felt bad but since it was actually a fifty year old dude with make-up asking to play with me in a puddle, I wasn't too heart broken. So eventually I got tired of the puddle and came home to my house. My dad was talking to this beautiful young lady and since he had started building a pillar, I knew that he had started to make the first pillar, then some guy with a sledgehammer came up and wrecked it.
To be continued........