Imagine:
You wake up in the morning hearing someone screaming " IS MY MOTHA MEAT HOE "
You run down stairs and you see lucas standing there fighting with a dog that is eating his meat.
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You: dude just make sum new meat jezuz Christmas
Lucas: new meat?¿ bitch no that meat was special!
You: in what way?
Lucas: it - it smelled and tasted very good yo dumb cunty ass
You: oh..... what the fuck is just meat dude..
Lucas: just meat?!!!! JUST MEAT ARE YOU SAYING MY MEAT IS JUST MEAT?! MY MEAT IS MORE THEN MEAT ASS BITCH HOE *dramatic hair flip*
You: dude. Wtf just chill and grab a new -
Lucas: NO BITCH ASS I AINT REPLACING MY MEAT like my mom did with my dad.... * cries*
You: * hug him* awe I'm so sor-
Lucas: * pushes you * DONT TOUCH ME " jUST HUMAN BEING ASS "
You: GOD DAMN IT SHIT SORRY. What's your dad name?
Lucas: kermit the frog.... and my mom is karmita the froga.... bUt i call her karmita the fuckahoe
You: fuckahoe okay thats um.....
lucas: YO THE DOG RAPED MY MEAT
YOU: the meat is in the dogs stomach how is that raping lucas?
Lucas: go to school you don't know shit fam
You: * cough * are you sure about that lucas? Because i think your ass should get back to school
Lucas: what's one plus one?
You: two dUh
Lucas: NO ITS " I MISS MY TWO MEATS "
You: lucas quite please
Lucas: * runs to the door hitting his face then opens it and runs out and gets hit by a car*
You: are you okay?
Lucas: YE I THINK I SAW MY DAD THO I THINK IM ABOUT TO DIE HOE
you: tell god that I believe in him just because i want to go to heaven and succ sum
Lucas: god is a breed
You: I'm going to hell
Lucas: god is a breed and he likes fucking hoez
The end. Follow my account: lucasmeatboi
