No. #9

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*At church*

Priest: "now thy can renounce Satan"

You: "oh"

Priest: "dost though nost want to renounce Satan?"

You: "I'm sorry Vicar"

Priest: "what is this blasphemy?"

You: "I'm sorry father I love him!"

Priest: *rips off clothes revealing Satan* "cool dude let's ditch this joint"

You: *gasps softly* babe

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