*At church*
Priest: "now thy can renounce Satan"
You: "oh"
Priest: "dost though nost want to renounce Satan?"
You: "I'm sorry Vicar"
Priest: "what is this blasphemy?"
You: "I'm sorry father I love him!"
Priest: *rips off clothes revealing Satan* "cool dude let's ditch this joint"
You: *gasps softly* babe
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