Despite All My Rage

I remember when I saw him for the first time ever in me life. He was rly tall like a stork and had grey hair (it reminded me of kitties lol XD). And his skin was ivory like my booty. His name was Neil Giraldo, and he's one sexxxy mofo. And I, Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins, wanted to have his babies.

But, like, he was always with some b!tch named Pat Benatar and ugh I hated her so much she makes me want to shove pizza rolls in my eyes omg Neil whY DID YOU CHOOSE HER OVER ME??????

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We were all in high school one day when I saw Neily Poo in the hallway. He was so hot omg. But he was with Pat uuuuuggggghhhhhh

Me: Hey, Neil, ur hot, Wanna go on a date???? ;))))))))))))

Neil: Um

Pat: OMG BILLY SHUT UP YOUR UGLY AND STUPID AND FAT AND NO ONE LIKES YOU UGH 

And when Pat said that I cried rly hard and ran away and everyone be laughin at me and the janitor threw me in a garbage can

Janitor: lol your gay

It was the worst day ever in high school like ;;;;;-;;;;;

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If you think that was bad, then your wrong. It gets rly bad. I went to prom like three years after that incident, and i was stil rly sad from it. ;;;;;;-;;;;;; But I decided too go 2 prom even tho everyone thought I was gay bc I like Neil (Im not gay omg omg omg) and when I put on my dress for pr0m my mom said I looked gay and I almost cry but I told her "F u Mam!!!!" and ran to school. B)

I finally came and everyone be laughing but idc I wanted to see Neily Poo. 

Me: Neil bab ilysm and I got dressed up just for you 

Neil: ........

Me: I kno you want me more than that flabby dabby dog daddy Pat. So why don't we leave this place and go to a nice hotel and ;))))))

But Pat ruined EVERYTHING as usual and threw a coffee mug @ my head

Me: OW OMG

Pat: OMG BILLY GTFO NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE AND YOU SMELL LIKE MY MOM AND I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

And everyone laughed at me including my mom who was magically there for no reason idek and the janitor threw me into the dumpster and I cried so hard that night I was so depressed and I listened to MCR to kill the pain ;-;

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Like that September I was in college and I was in the same school as Neil oh I wanted to cry and have rainbows come out of my butthole when I found out!!!!!!!! I saw NEil  in the lunchroom on the first day of school.

Me: OMG HI NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^-^

Neil: .-.

Me: Did you break up with Pat yet, bab?

Neil: No.

Me: O too bad, sexy.

Neil: Yeah, she's a great girl

Me: I can be a great girl too, honey pants.

Neil: Stop calling me those names it's weird and it makes me very uncomfortable