The Infinite Living -Creek-

Parent Disaster

-Meanwhile with Bebe and Wendy-
"Aw! Look at CJ! This guinea pig onesie is absolutely adorbs on him! Let's take a picture!" Before Wendy and Bebe could do that, the door flew across the room. Entered was Tweek and Craig with shades on.

"This is the baby police! Put your hands up and surrender!" Shouted Tweek.

Bebe and Wendy threw up their hands. "I'm sorry but your baby is just so adorable!" Cried Bebe. "Yes we already know." Craig said proudly. "And you young man" Tweek said "Its against the law for being so cute!" Craig raised CJ up. "We have to take you somewhere special for your crime!" Tweek and Craig chuckled.

Craig looked at Bebe and Wendy. "I'm sorry but we have to take CJ back. Can I ask you two a favor? Is it okay if you can give me lessons on taking care of a baby?" Craig asked the girls.

Bebe and Wendy just looked at each other and smirked. Bebe grabbed Craig. "Okay yeah we will but we have to keep you for a day. Starting now." "Really? Right now? But Tweek!" Craig cried. "I'm sure its fine for me and CJ Craig. Besides, we have a lot of getting to know each other stuff to do. Go ahead. I don't mind." Tweek said. Wendy got up and had Tweek leave. "Now its time to get started!" The girls smirked at each other as Craig had a sweat drop slither down his face.

-With Le Tweek-
"Alright CJ. Do you have any favorite foods? Anything you like?" Tweek looked at CJ as he was sleeping. "Alright, you can have your nap time right now I guess...." Tweek got home and safely placed CJ in the crib. Tweek walks away surprisingly not waking up CJ. "Hah! It seems that CJ likes me better than Craig!" Tweek got a bit over himself when he forgot CJ was asleep.

Tweek relaxed on his bed thinking about Craig. "Hm, I wonder what Craig is going through right now..."

-Le Craig-
"Makeover is complete!" Wendy squealed. Craig looked in a mirror and saw all the makeup on his face. A soft blush on his cheeks, rosy lipstick, sharp wing eyeliner, and fake eyelashes coated with mascara. "How is this suppose to help me be a better parent?" Craig asked messing with his long eyelashes.

"Well you're going to watch over CJ and Bam!" Bebe over exaggerated, "You will look fabulous making all of those other parents jealous!" Bebe flashed her hands when her explanation was over. "Yeah but," Craig said "I don't understand what's with this Unicorn shirt? I look childish wearing this..." Craig complained. He sighed, "well screw this you guys, I'm going home!" Craig slammed the door as he exit, making a scene. The girls looked at each other confused. "Did he just quote Cartman?" They both shrugged.

-Arriving Home-
"Honey I'm home!" Craig shouted kicking down the door. "I've always wanted to say that!" Craig got excited. He looked around and saw the house being a huge mess. He looked around and heard a scream. "CRAIG!"

"T-Tweek! Is that you?" Craig got worried and ran to the other room. He walked in seeing Tweek hiding under the table. "Craig....help me! Its CJ!" Tweek quivered. Craig looked for CJ and found him holding a little person. "Underpants!" Shouted the gnome looking thing. Craig stumbled not knowing what to do and bitch slapped the gnome out of CJ's hands. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PEDOPHILE!" Craig shrieked. "Yippie!" The gnome jumped out of the window.

Craig stood there tapping his foot with his hands on his hips. "Let's never bring this up ever again and just pretend that never happened." Craig told Tweek. Craig swirled his finger having it glow blue. He used his power to clean up the house and fix the broken window. "All done!"

"C-Craig!" Tweek laughed, "What's with the makeup and that shirt?!" Tweek snorted. "Its a long story. Just remind me to never ask for advice to Wendy and Bebe." Tweek answered with nodding his head.

Craig picked up CJ and looked at him. "Alright little man, why do you look a year older already? Did you grow up without me?" Craig pouted. "Let me see. Open your mouth." CJ opened his mouth showing Craig. "Thank you CJ!" Craig snuggled with CJ softly not squeezing him. "Yup, this kid is getting older and growing in some teeth..."