Dave is a 4 legged pug, with a big snozzler and one ball. Dave is very cute. Dave likes to eat carrots, cabbage and cheese. When daves owners are not home, dave goes to school with a friend of his called 'mouse', mouse was a mouse. Mouse had whiskers the size of daves penis. He had tiny hands and a long tail like a long snake.
Dave and mouse went to school on a early Tuesday morning when becky(his owner) had left to go clubbing in Lego land. Mouse led through the cat flap with dave following close behind. This was ironic because dave was bigger and al mightier. They made their way through the early winter lit up streets.
When mouse and dave arrived at the school, they lined up single file to go into it. This was the first day of the winter term so there were new animals coming to the school. In the line next to mouse' and daves was a sexy looking fine cat. Daves eyes beamed at hers and what felt like eternity their eyes were in contact. Dave was instantly turned on. The day carried on as usual after that ordeal; potty training, food manners, self defence and a game of fetch. All the animals made their way home as usual just before their owners arrived.
The following day, the same happened like usual. The only different thing was that dave was extremely horny today. Dave plucked up the courage to speak to this mysterious fit as Christiano ronaldo.
"Hi im dave the babe, and im horny' said dave
"Hi im dawn the cat, im also horny"
The whole school witnessed dave and dawn creating catdog babies, and everyone joined in. The school was now a gang bang site and dave could never be happier.
The end lol
This is dedicated to my cat megan and dog becky
