Hello this story is not no ordinary story, it is very far from that. It's about a muslim named Mu'adh Niam. He cannot eat pork because of his religon and he also dosen't like extra cheese on his pizza because it makes him gassy, try ordering Pizza Hut with this guy, am I right or naw? Anyway One day Niam cound not stay the night with his buddy Noah, so he went over the Alecks's house his other buddy. Well he spent the night and ripped a really nasty fart that smelt like an old turkey. Well ol' Alecks didn't aperciate that. He got the lilax scented Ferbreze and sprayed the muslim with the whole darn thing. Well Niam didn't aperciate that as much as Alecks did the fart. So he punched Alecks as hard as he could in the back. Alecks didn't know if a mosquito bit him or if Niam was angry, so Alecks gave him a friendly slug on the arm... Niam was sent flying across the room and hit the ground hard with a thud. Niam let out a wimpy "AhH" and Alecks chuckled, later that night Alecks and Niam went over to the Mu'adh household. Niam got a video game called Dragon Ball Z. They proceeded to go back to Alecks's house. The first five games Niam won. Alecks got kinda mad at punched the snot out of Niam. Niam laughed because he was the winner and sneezed a girly sneeze.
Chapter 2
The next morning Niam and Alecks had to decide what to eat. Alecks' mom suggested pizza. Alecks had to order pizza with a muslim. The hardest thing in the world to do. Alecks could backflip into a volcano and surf his way out on a Arabian camel, but he could not stand this pain. Alecks suggested pepporoni, which was turned down. Alecks had to make the order 12$ or more otherwisw they wouldnt deliver. Niam didnt want sausage, extra cheese, pepporoni, pineapple, mushrooms or Canadian bacon. Niam insulted Canadians, Alecks punched Niam on the arm for dissing Canada. Instead Alecks' mother made steak and Niam proceeded to waste the food. A couple weeks went by and Noah, Niam, and Alecks spent the night at Alecks'. Noah decided to take his brothers Wii game Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Niam was a cheap piglet and kept using Sonic. Noah and Alecks both punched Niam. Niam laughed becuase hes cheaper then the hookers you found by the old saloon. Niam stopped using Sonic and used Kirby, also really overpowered. Alecks got so mad he tackled Niam over a chair. Noah laughed incredibly hard.
Chapter 3
Noah and Alecks made up with Niam after making fun of him for months. They convinced Niam to come over to Noahs house, long story short Niam left the house madder than ever. Niam left Noahs house furious. He was later then held hostage by a febreeze spray can. Noah convinced Niam to stay because he had a broken nose. Well Niam sat in a really awkward position. He made everyone laugh. Well one day everything came clear to him, the porkless days, his best friends making fun of him, his lack of love for yougurt yougurt. He soon realized..
He was a lion, who needed to be free.
With his people, in the savanna grass.
Possibly get noscoped.
The little wild Niam ran free, as Noah and his brother set him free, they watched run into the sunset and then have his stomach ripped inside out by a wild boar.
The End.
