"Ow ow ow!" Joseph Joestar exclaimed as Lisa Lisa pulled him by the ear. Caesar was also being pulled by the ear but he wasn't making as much as a fuss, mostly because he didn't want to get in more trouble than he was already in. Lisa Lisa came to an abrupt stop in the middle of the hallway and finally let go of Caesar and Joseph.
"This is the third time this week," Lisa Lisa sighed and shook her head.
"I-I'm sorry master," Caesar pleaded for forgiveness, but Lisa Lisa only crossed her arms and shook her head more vigorously.
"What did we do?" Joseph questioned.
"You guys have been getting into little hamon fights all week, this is supposed to be a training ground not a playground," Lisa Lisa scolded the two.
"W-we're sorry, it won't happen again," Caesar spoke on Joseph's behalf. Joseph gave a silent nod.
Lisa Lisa's sigh grew louder, "I wish I could believe you." She opened the door next to her and gave a hand motion that could only be interpreted as "come in." Caesar and Joseph quietly obeyed, and then Lisa Lisa slammed the door as soon as they were all the way in. A loud locking sound echoed through the room.
"Now this is just great," Caesar puffed turning to Joseph. "This is all your fault."
"My fault?! How is it my fault?!" Joseph bellowed, grabbing the Italian lad by the collar.
"Let go of me," Caesar growled, grabbing Joseph's arm and starting to send a hefty dose of hamon through his arm.
"Don't Caesar! This is the reason why we're even in this dilemma!" Joseph gasped. Caesar immediately let go and squinted at Joseph.
"It looks like I'm starting to adopt your barbaric habits, how unfortunate," he snarled. "Ugh where are we now that I think about it?"
Joseph took a long look around the room, it appeared to be empty, and the only thing there was a small, open door that seemed to lead to a bathroom. "What an odd place...." Joseph murmured to himself.
"Well I hope we aren't in here for too long," Caesar huffed.
"Caesar what's your problem?" Joseph bluntly asked.
"W-what?" Caesar stumbled. "What's YOUR problem?" Caesar snapped back.
"I didn't really do anything to wrong you, you're just kind of acting like a brat!" Joseph began to get fired up.
"Well maybe it's because I don't know how else to express my feelings for you!" Caesar accidentally exclaimed. He then blushed and threw his hands over his mouth.
Joseph stopped himself in his tracks and walked towards Caesar, "Y-you really feel that way about me?"
"Yeah, I've kind of admired you for a while, ever since that little fight we had back then, where you put that pigeon in my mouth an-" Caesar was cut off by Joseph pulling him in for a kiss.
Once Joseph let go he looked into Caesar's eyes and said, "I want to know if my feelings for you are genuine." He melted into Caesar's arms and they fell onto the floor. Joseph picked himself up and Caesar was now underneath him, their gazed locked. Joseph leaned again, this time for a more rough and passionate kiss. Joseph's tongue pressed against Caesar's lips, begging for permission to enter. Caesar allowed Joseph's tongue to explore further and they were locked in a passionate tongue wrestle for about 30 seconds before they got off of each other.
"I want to take this a step farther," Caesar said as he carefully unzipped Joseph's pants and slid down his boxers. Caesar then bent down and wrapped his lips around Joseph's erection. His head bobbed and he licked the tip.
"Ah! Caesar!" Joseph yelped as Caesar took the entirety of his length in his mouth. After a few more minutes of sucking, Joseph finally released himself in Caesar's mouth. "Ah! Sorry!"
Caesar begrudgingly swallowed it, "N-no problem." But there was a problem, and Caesar ran into the bathroom and puked.
"SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAA, are you ok?" Joseph called out to Caesar.
"I'm gucci."
The end. :)
