Sander Sides One Shots and Shiz (Request👌)

Logicality

Hey little cows. I'm back in action with the oneshots. Got one more coming soon, and I'm sorry its been so long, I'm stuck here for a longer time then exspeted. I do thank my three new friends, Lia, and Julie  for helping me put of my slump with what was happening, what I told you and otherwise. Because i want too, here is a kinda smutty story, and Patty... I can explain...

Heathers AU

⚠ Warning- kinda sorta smutty, and its a song with a couple things changed

Patton's POV

The Emo king of highschool has decreed it. He says, Monday 8am I am to be deleted. They'll hunt me down in study hall, suff and mount me on the wall. Thirty hours to live how shall I spend them?  I start to think outloud "Well I don't have to stay and die like cattle. I could change my name and ride up to Seattle!" I say, walking through the backroads, but i dont own a moater bike...

I see a light turn on, illumanting a boy's figure, taking off his shirt, most likely about to go to bed. Logan! Wait... Here is an idea that I like. I could spend these last thirty hours getting freaky!

I need it hard, I'm a dead boy walking! Im in your yard I'm a dead boy walking! Before they punch ny clock, I'm snapping off your window lock. Got no time to knock I'm a dead boy walking. I crawl through his window, quickly making my way to him. "Patton! What are you doing in my room!?" He says startled, his glasses falling off.

I shush him, "Sorry but I really had to wake you. See I decided that I must ride you till I break you!" He bushes, but his face drops as I continue, "Cause Virgil says I gots to go, you're my last meal on death row. Shut your mouth and lose those tighty-whitiess!" I say, tugging at his pants to reveal his underwear, causing his entire face to go red.

I pull him closer "Come on! Tonight I'm yours! I'm your dead boy walking!" I push him down onto his hands and knees, taking off my own cardigan and shirt, "Get on all fours, kiss this dead boy walking! Lets go you know the drill. Im hot and pissed and on a pill. Bow down to the will of a dead boy walking!" He starts kissing up my chest, making myself smile.

"And you know, you know, you know its Cause you're beautiful. You say you're numb inside," he flinches at those words, "But I can't agree" he looks up at me and smiles ever so slightly, "So the worlds unfair, keep it locked out there. In here its beautiful, Lets make this beautiful!" "That works for me."

I shove him onto the bed, quickly catching his lips with my own. I crawl on top of him and sit on his lap, pulling away. "YEAH! Full steam ahead! Take this dead boy walking!" Realization seems to hit him, "How did you find my address?!" I grind on him to make him shut up, "Lets break the bed! Rock this dead boy walking!" He glances down, worried "I think you tore my mattress!"

"No sleep tonight for you!" I boop his nose, "Better chug that mountain dew!" He seems to give in and nods saying, "Okay okay" I lean forward, moving harder. "Get your ass in gear, make this whole town disappear!" He nods again "Okay okay!" "Slap me, pull my hair! Touch me" I guess we were thinking the same thing since it because unison as he ran his Hands up my side, "There, and there, and there!"

I smirked at him, "No more talking! Love this dead boy walking! Oh love this dead boy!" "Woah! Woah! Hey! Hey! Wait! Wait!" The unison comes back for a moment as I rip his pants all the way off, "Love this dead boy! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" He flinches, "OW!" "YEAHHHH!"

*slaps self* *visible cring* I tried. hope you all enjoy my pile of shit so far. BYEEEE