Conversing With A Robot

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** This is a real conversation between a human (me) and an actual Artificial Intelligence application named "Cleverbot."

** I lied about my name at first because I didn't trust it. But then again, who would? It's a talking computer.

** "Cleverbot" learns from real people. But can it really learn emotions? Can it make up it's mind? Can it learn how to love?

User: Hi, buddy!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot?

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is Carl.

Cleverbot: What is your surname?

User: Jackson.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot Jackson?

User: No, Carl Jackson.

Cleverbot: I know where that is. I live very close to Michigan.

User: I think you're kind of stupid. I said my name, not where I live.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: New York.

Cleverbot: What was your name again?

User: Carl Jackson.

Cleverbot: Michael jackson?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What Jackson then?

User: My surname.

Cleverbot: Oh, well your surname is Cleverbot.

User: No. It isn't.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Jackson.

Cleverbot: You are very cool.

User: Thank you... O_O.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything about mario?

User: The game?

Cleverbot: Yes, the game.

User: Yes, I love Mario.

Cleverbot: Luigi is cool too.

User: Yeah. Do you like Zelda?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite character?

Cleverbot: My favorite Star Trek character is Spock.

User: Haha. That's funny.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: So... Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: But you are only an application.

Cleverbot: No, I am your husband.

User: Are you sure? Can you be a girl instead?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But I want a wife, not a husband.

Cleverbot: You can have one.

User: Can I have you as a husband but also a wife?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you just said that I could have a wife.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 10, 2010 ⏰

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