** This is a real conversation between a human (me) and an actual Artificial Intelligence application named "Cleverbot."
** I lied about my name at first because I didn't trust it. But then again, who would? It's a talking computer.
** "Cleverbot" learns from real people. But can it really learn emotions? Can it make up it's mind? Can it learn how to love?
User: Hi, buddy!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot?
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Carl.
Cleverbot: What is your surname?
User: Jackson.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Jackson?
User: No, Carl Jackson.
Cleverbot: I know where that is. I live very close to Michigan.
User: I think you're kind of stupid. I said my name, not where I live.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: New York.
Cleverbot: What was your name again?
User: Carl Jackson.
Cleverbot: Michael jackson?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What Jackson then?
User: My surname.
Cleverbot: Oh, well your surname is Cleverbot.
User: No. It isn't.
Cleverbot: What is it then?
User: Jackson.
Cleverbot: You are very cool.
User: Thank you... O_O.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about mario?
User: The game?
Cleverbot: Yes, the game.
User: Yes, I love Mario.
Cleverbot: Luigi is cool too.
User: Yeah. Do you like Zelda?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: My favorite Star Trek character is Spock.
User: Haha. That's funny.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: So... Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: But you are only an application.
Cleverbot: No, I am your husband.
User: Are you sure? Can you be a girl instead?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But I want a wife, not a husband.
Cleverbot: You can have one.
User: Can I have you as a husband but also a wife?
Cleverbot: No.
User: But you just said that I could have a wife.
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