Sometimes Cowards Do Survive...

Chapter 2: Dead men tell no tales...

Tell me why I'm waken up this morning by a girl who acts like she's on crack? 

I swear I'm gonna die here...

Here in the RWBY universe...

I bet Skylon would be having an absolute BALL right now...

But no, fate has instead handed ME this glorious gift of being trapped in another dimension...

The worst part is, she's doing it to everyone else too, waking them up...

Newsflash: NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE WOKEN UP! 

If I had a gun I probably would've shot her when she scared me half to death earlier...

Now she's going around singing that "it's morning!" like some fucking lunatic. 

Wait a minute...

I pull out my phone and return to the now bookmarked RWBY wiki. 

I go to the "Characters" tab and go through each subsection before finding a character that looks like the girl. 

Orange hair, semi-green eyes, pale white skin...

Nora Valkyrie...

Should've named her "Crack Pot"... 

Speaking of reading, I did quite a bit last night.

Mostly due to the fact that half the students are possessed by snoring Demons. 

Especially that "Nora" chick... 

First of all, the WIFI that my phone was able to connect to, wasn't WIFI at all, it was somethin' called the "Cross Continental Transmit System". 

Try saying that one fast...

I've also learned that this world is infested by man-eating creatures called "Grimm"... 

I'm gonna die...

I gathered myself up and walked out of the room we were all sleeping in. 

I wonder if I can get some food around here...

I walked through the hallway until I found a room the resembled a kitchen. 

Well, I'm not Gordon Ramsay, but I know how to cook...

Let's see what's here... 

I searched through the cabinets and refrigerator until I found what I needed. 

Eggs, Bacon, and Pancake mix.

I know how to do two of those, but the last one escapes me... 

It's even got instructions on the back, but I've never been good at reading those...

Suddenly, the bag of pancake mix was grabbed by a man with black hair who was slightly taller than me. 

And you are? 

"I can make the pancakes if you want to make those." The man offered. 

"Aight." I said. 

Between me and the other dude, we were able to make a nice breakfast consisting of Eggs, Bacon, and Pancakes. 

You know, with this dude's help, I could become a celebrity chef...

That'll make me TONS of money. 

Unfortunately, that "Nora" girl had decided to join us.