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Advice

Never let your schooling interfere with your education
             -Leonard  Levinson

Never pick a fight with an ugly person they've got nothing to lose
              -Robbie Williams

The speeches to be wary of are those that begin: I'm just going to say a few words?
                 -Frank Mui

The only way to get rid of cockroaches is to tell them  you want a long term relationship
                  -Jasmine Birtles

Never trust a man with short legs. Brains too near their bottoms
                    -Noel Coward

Don't compare yourself you're all you've got
                     -Janis Joplin

Speak when your angry and you'll make the best speech you will ever regret
                     -Ambrose Bierce

Never invest your money in any thing that eats
                       -Billy Rose

Advice after injury is like medicine after death
                        -Proverb

Don't look back something may be gaining on you
                          -Satchel Paige

Beware of the fury of a patient man
                          -John Dryden

Never argue with a woman in the kitchen. We know where everything is and you don't
                           -Diane Amos

Never go to a dentist with blood in his hair
                             -William Ruskin

The stupid neither forgive nor forget. The naive forgive and forget. The wise forgive but do not forget
                             -Thomas Szasz