WHIZZER
Hang up all your clothes
MARVIN
Whizzer begs
WHIZZER
Whizzer knows
MARVIN
Shave your legs
WHIZZER
Make me sick
MARVIN
You're a prick
WHIZZER
God you're impossible
We've been together for nine months
MARVIN
Ten months
WHIZZER
Nine months
MARVIN
Ten months
WHIZZER
Nine months
MARVIN
Ten months
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie
WHIZZER
While I put the steak in
MARVIN
I bring home the bacon
BOTH
And we're proud to say we love it how we
MARVIN/WHIZZER
Don't/ Won't
MARVIN
Don't
WHIZZER
Won't
MARVIN
Don't
MARVIN & WHIZZER
Agree
WHIZZER
Everything he owns is vile
Marvin doesn't care a whit
Marvin doesn't share
My devotion to
Style
Men from France can cancel a debt
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name
I intend to upset
This regrettable game
MARVIN
Whizzer takes me by the neck
WHIZZER
What is this, wash and wear?
MARVIN
Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of
Dreck
WHIZZER
Send me flowers
MARVIN
Mention is made
WHIZZER
Make them roses
MARVIN
Attention is paid
In full
WHIZZER
See how quickly he sours
MARVIN
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Falsettos Lyrics
DiversosFalsettos Lyric Book Lyris and Meanings- Genius Sheet Music- Musescore (I do not own any of the songs and lyrics. All rights go to the owner of the songs.)